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  • 09:05 PM ET  11.02
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Don't take this post seriously.  I just felt like writing something, and this is really random.

Kobe Bryant's agent has informed the Associated Press through an e-mail that he has been traded to the Bulls.  Wait, wait, that's not it.  Kobe SAID he wanted to be traded, and then changed his mind after the trade had occurred.  In order for the Lakers and Bulls to reverse the trade, Kobe threatened to shave Ben Wallace's fro while he was sleeping.

Recent news from the ego machine, Terrell Owens: "I have grown up.  No more immature actions."  This translates to “I have upgraded to pull-ups, because I’m a big kid now."

Yankees owner George Steinbrenner (or Hank, whatever) has ordered new manager Joe Girardi to whiten his yellowish teeth.  White teeth is the newest addition to the Yankees' strict dress code.  Also new to the dress code: the length of allowed facial hair has increased from 1/16 of an inch to 2/8 of an inch.

Patriots coach Bill BeliCHEAT said in a recent press conference, "We ran up the score because...(this part could not be understood due to his mumbling problem)."

Red Sox manager Terry Francona said, repeating his usual statement following every season, "I will quit my terrible chewing tobacco habit, even though I probably won't, just like the several other times I've said this."

The co-presidents of the "Arrogant and I Just Wanna Have Fun Association for Professional Athletes" (AIJWHFAPA), Chad Johnson and Gilbert Arenas, were spotted together in a Cincinnati bar, apparently discussing Johnson's next lucrative idea for a touchdown celebration.

I meant for this post to make people laugh, so let's keep it at that.

November 2, 2007  09:20 PM ET

Lol

November 2, 2007  09:25 PM ET

I thought your blog was cute. I would not be the one to shave Wallace's head. I value my life.

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November 2, 2007  10:40 PM ET

lol

Red Sox manager Terry Francona said, repeating his usual statement following every season, "I will quit my terrible chewing tobacco habit, even though I probably won't, just like the several other times I've said this."

that is very funny.

can you spell Dallas Clark? you are right, I wouldn't be the one to shave Ben Wallace's head. I like to live.

November 3, 2007  01:57 AM ET

Bill BeliCHEAT - LOL

 
November 5, 2007  12:52 PM ET

the scary part is that most of this is all believable considering who it is about. Especially TO and Chad Johnson.

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