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Alright, my fantasy football squad is second place, but is still reeling from Ronnie Brown's injury. With a great WR corps- Randy Moss, Braylon Edwards, and Donald Driver- I've been able to keep my place but can't take over some douc#e with Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, and a little queerbag by the name of Wes Welker. Fortunately, I have something going for me. Idiots in my league. Several of them. Big idiots. Draft a kicker in the first round idiots. (not that big, but whatever). Some of you know I hustled a girl in my league for Driver. Another guy, who is like 30 and everyone else in the league is half of that, just did the dumbest thing. He had Brian Westbrook, (who I've been trying to trade for for some time now) didn't like the Eagles-Cowboys matchup, and unlike smart people who would have simply benched him, RELEASED him. Dead serious. Now, I wasn't on the computer when this happened, but I found out quick. One of my friends, (you know, the douc#e with Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, and the little queerbag by the name of Wes Welker) told me, and I got on quick. Homie in 6th place snatched himup, but with my irresistible cunning and charm, convinced him to give me Westbrook for Lee Evans and Lamont Jordan. I happily agreed, because I was trying to get Lee Evans out of lineup some way. So now, I got Brian Westbrook. And got rid of Lee Evans. I should be a sales rep. Seriously, you guys need complete idiots in your leagues. It's great.

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