Dead Man Talking
Views
1354
Comments
2

The Texas Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

November 10, 2010  08:26 PM ET

Q. What will happen if your girlfriend wears a Cowboys jersey to bed?

A. You ain't gonna score!

 
Comment #4 has been removed

Comment

Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.


Start Your Own Blog

Start Now

Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    'Melo wants to be wooed (like, Howard wooed)
    Views
    2461
    Comments
    1353
  2. 2
    Vogel coaching for his job
    Views
    937
    Comments
    786
  3. 3
    Cashman scratching his head over Pineda
    Views
    2067
    Comments
    744
  4. 4
    Farrell defends Fenway's 'sleep room'
    Views
    2236
    Comments
    481
  5. 5
    Foligno called his OT game-winner
    Views
    1175
    Comments
    325

SI.com

SI Photos