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New Birth (Reaction to Niner's Monday Night Fiasco)

  • 04:05 PM ET  11.13
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<hopeful>
Game Starts
expletives fly
pound fist
<hope dwindles>
Lord's Name in vain
Halftime
<ponder the meaning of life>
drink glass of milk
2nd Half
dinner starts to come up
resist urge to vomit
<convinced that hope is a promiscuous female dog>
pound fist
<hope leaves with some guy ridin' on 20's>
high pitched expletive
Game Over
sigh
grab sleeping pills
overdose
<reincarnate as a Patriot's fan>
smile

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November 13, 2007  04:33 PM ET
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I wouldn't call it a collapse... Haven't you noticed they've sucked all season?

November 13, 2007  05:03 PM ET
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As a Cowboys fan, I'm relishing watching the dismal performances from this team week in and week out. Alex Smith is a bust. Nate Clemens is the only talented guy on D, they have no wide receivers. Frank Gore is about as reliable health wise as Fragile Fred over in Jacksonville. A 2-14 record would be beautiful. How 'bout them COWBOYS!!!!

November 13, 2007  05:32 PM ET
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One question: if you wanted to be re-incarnated, WHY a Pats fan??
You WANT to be obnoxious as LarryB??? You HAVE a death wish??
Just wondering...

November 13, 2007  05:33 PM ET
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Eagle Hater--I have noticed the sucktitude that the Niners have displayed game in and out. But each Sunday (or Monday or Saturday or Thursday) I hold a little hope that the Niners will get it together and not collapse for that respective week.

 
November 13, 2007  05:42 PM ET
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DC Sports Nut-- I chose the Pats for the obvious reason--their the best team in football. LarryB? No death wish here. And that was more than one question.lol

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