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Hi! I'm Obscure Troy McClure

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such hit movies as "Dial M for Murderousness" and "The Revenge of Abe Lincoln".

I'm here to introduce you to some of my friends in the sports world who you might know from even more memorable performances. Here are just a few.

Tommy Boy Brady

 

Hi! I'm Tom Brady. You might remember me from such educational films as "Three Supermodels and a Baby" and "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What (Say No More)".

Rasta Ricky Williams

Hi! I'm Ricky Williams, you might remember me from such movies as "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out" and "Meet Joe Blow" as well as my self-help video called "Smoke Yourself Thin".  

 

Babyface Tony Romo

Hi! I'm Tony Romo you might remember me from such films as "Make-Out King of Valley Ranch" and "The Electric Gigolo". I also have a new fragrance available in most major retail outlets called "Fresh Cash". Can't you just smell it ladies?

Superfly Pacman Jones

Hi! I'm Adam "Pacman" Jones. You might remember me from such movies as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud" and "Make it Purple Rain", as well as my self help video, "Dig Your Career a Grave and Save". You can also buy my new fragrance "Obscenity!" The fragrance that isn't afraid to speak your mind!

 

Bill The Hoodie Belichick

Hi! I'm Coach "The Hoodie" Belichick. You might remember me from such educational films as "Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll" and "Videogate: Clinic on a Mockery of a Commissioner". You can also buy my new book "Creative Tax Deductions at Work".

 

Jimmy The Man Show Kimmel

Hi! I'm Jimmy Kimmel. You may remember me from such memorable TV shows as "Terry Bradshaw Spelling Bee" and "Monday Night Live from Joe Theismann's Living Room".

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