If it looks like an egg, lays like an egg, chances are it's an EGG! But did they really lay a egg if they won? Lets say that for half the game you played like warmed over horse manure, fresh really warm horse manure, but in the end you won the game anyway, did you lay half a egg, can that even be done, laying half a egg? I'm a country boy and I've never seen it, half a egg, we had lots of chickens, I've picked up many a egg, a broken egg, a small egg, a weird looking egg, a white egg, a brown egg, a brown and white egg, but a half egg, never?
Didn't Ohio State lay a egg in the 2nd half of the Sugar Bowl Tuedsay night? I guess the way I see it, I'm just not really sure, it sure looked like they laid a egg, in the 2nd half that is, but they won the game, they even covered a 3 point line! Dude, I am so freaking confused, the fact that I just typed "dude" kinda scares me, but really, the question stands! Okay, lets re-ask the question, who laid the freaking egg I step in last night, The Hogs, the Buckeyes, both? I guess the fact that I watched the entire game means something, right? Egg or half egg or not, it kept my attention so it must have been a good game right, that in-itself is a good thing.
Shoot, I guess you could say the game was full of eggs, or half eggs, Mallett he played good, half the time, did he lay half a egg too? I guess if we talk about Mallett laying a half egg or not we should ask the same question of Pryor right, he played good in the 1st half, not so good maybe even bad in the 2nd half. Holy jismo Batman its that half egg again, which I'm pretty sure can't be laid, or at least I've never seen it being laid or laying or have been laid.
So what exactly did see see last night, 2 good teams playing bad half the time or some kind of half egg beid laid? And, if you can answer that, who or whom laid the egg or that weird half egg we did or didn't see being laid.
If this doesn't make any sense to you, don't feel bad, I'm so darn confused about that game and the whole egg or half egg thing, my head is starting to hurt!
I do know this, think the Lord himself the Buckeyes finally got that Monkey off their backs, you know that 0-9 against SEC teams in bowl games Monkey. If someone would explain this Monkey thing that would be great too. I've never seen anybody with a damnn Monkey on their back, except on TV that is.
Congrats OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, 2010-11 SUGAR BOWL CHAMPS!