Aw shoot!!! No one else wants to blog for the new little group I created. Seems alright, hell, even Mac lost interest once he figured out no one cares about what happens to a group that's on a site owned by SI and operated by CNN. Well, by golly, I still care, and the fact that Dallas is short 10,000 prostitu.. I mean strippers, is equally disturbing. So there comes out this story that Dallas is 10,000 strippers short for the Super Bowl. That is what I call promotion. A nicely planted story guaranteed to grab headlines and get patrons through the doors of the strip clubs of Dallas . Nicely done work, even if there isn't a shred of truth to it. What are we supposed to believe that if you walk in Dallas today, maybe you might walk into not a "flash mob", but a "flash strip"? (Hold on - I kinda like that idea) Are there portable trailers being brought in to house temporary strip clubs? Where are 10,000 strippers going to perform? This whole story was a well executed hype yarn, although the thought of 10,000 strippers packing their g-strings and heading for Texas in search of Super Bowl dollars makes an excellent visual. This song seems most appropriate for the occasion....
So recently , the Fannation Mods decided to delete one of my blogs. The blog had no offensive elements to it, and I really am left in a quandry. You know, Merle Haggard has a house just a few miles from where I live. I even know people who have done work on that house.
So what the heck. The beer is good tonight and the kegerator is full. The Super Bowl is coming up, and none of my moocher friends have even bothered to call me up and inquire to it's availability. So dangit, I just feel like watching Smokey and the Bandit on Netflix now. So in honor of the first movie I ever saw that included swear words, here is a song that hearkens back to the days of Trans Ams( I used to drive a Trans Am) and Coors beer. Hello my brother Tyler, "I'm the brother of a truck-driving boogie-boogie......"
So that does it for this edition. Yeah, me and my truck driver brother Tyler are metalheads, but pay that no matter. We both love the road and keeping the hammer down and giving it hell. Take care my bro - even though you are a S.O.B. Denver Bronco fan, I still love you. Tim Tebow will never make you happy, and I'm banking on that. Take care y'all. Peace.