OK everyone! I've been told that for the lighter side of sports group, I should interview the shadowy and shady, yet amusing character known only as "Eagle Hater". A bit of this (the begininng) may be familiar if you saw a certain TD of Eagle's but most of it is new stuff. ENJOY, and learn something new about this loveable teddy bear of a human being.
Q: Does your sarcasm affect the way people view you?
A: Shut up. I have more friends than you do.
Q: But... I AM you!
A: That is not a question.
A: Kids, we call this an awkward silence.
Q: Does the shift key help you to capitalize letters?
A: It also helps me turn numbers into funny little symbols.
Q: What is on YOUR top 10 playlist right now?
A: Well, Mr. Smartass why don't you look yourself considering you're me?
Q: Answer the damn question.
A: "Omerta" by Lamb of God, "Sleeping Giant" by Mastodon, "Die Young" by Black Sabbath, "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix, "Are you Dead Yet?" by Children of Bodom, "Beneath the Mire" by Opeth, "Ashes of the Wake" by Lamb of God, "The Moor" by Opeth, and "The Baying of the Hounds" by Opeth.
Q: How do you like Opeth's soloing?
A: Its good! Lemme tell you sumthing. Dem liddle Swedish boz can really solo when they want to. But they don't solo long enough! They need a real face melter sometime.
A: Favorite food?
Q: Wait...I thought I was the A....
Q: Screw off...
Q: What is sometheing you learned today?
A: There is a new man in the role of All-Time Greatest Movie villain, a soulless man known only as Anton Shagur, from the movie "No Country For Old Men". Easily the creepiest villain ever.
Q: What is your favorite position? Missionary? Doggy style?
A: Actually, I have mild back problems, so I prefer to sit normally during car rides.
A: You do dat again, and I'ma kick yo' a*s, son.
Q: Moving on... What are you most famous for?
A: I'd have to say my Chatroom Group renowned Cream Puffs ("They'll have you wiping your chin for days!")
Q: Do you try to be a smartass, or does it come naturally?
A: Questions are just statements with fishing hooks over the period.
Tom: Why did the baby cross the road?
Jerry: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: THAT'S AWFUL!!!!
A: Not a question.
Q: WHO SAID THAT?????
A: I agree.
Q: How many girlfriends have you had?
A: Just one. She was named My Hands. We had so many memorable nights together.
Q: I don't know what to say...
A: Neither do I.
Q: Wo leben Sie?
A: Ich wohne in New Jersey.
Q: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Q: Thanks for your time.
A: It was your time too, stupid.
VOTE EAGLE HATER FOR PREZ!!!!! YAH YAH YAH!!!!