Steelercooz sits back down as the crowd wipes their eyes and quite a few wipe their rears  

   David Walks by and fakes a Shake and Bake to Cooz - and pulls the podium up to adult height and wipes the spittle from the mic.

"Hey Hey- Look who they got batting cleanup on this thing- Geez after this guy I feel like I need to Have Austin's truck filled with Lysol and spray the stage here.

What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying he's not the man we're honoring tonight.

Lets give it up for our roastmaster: Oso En Dallas

It's nice to be introduced by a man who never says a bad word about anybody. He doesn't know anybody. Seriously- I got a lot of respect for OSO- His profile tells us to call him Maurice- I know guys in San Francisco that don't like to be called Maurice.

Yeah Yeah . . . Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

I love the pic by the way- I had the same blue tongue when I licked    at the show prep- Talk about frigid! - I mean this guy tosses 15 pictures into every blog he does and the best he can do for his profile is a frikin Bear? Ok we get it- there is a bear in Dallas- Geez! This is Like Shawn Michaels still coming out to "Sexy Boy" who's he talking about anyway his grandkid?

And while I'm at it- Ric Flair- This guy- Nature Boy? Back when he was a Boy Little house on the Prairie would have been show and tell! I guess Nature Paw-Paw just don't fit on a T-Shirt ?

 Steelercooz

Calling Cooz a Homer is like calling Schwartz ugly- Oh wait . . .  .

Hey Don't get mad at me- You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. But what dance moves!

Seriously, Cooz is the Biggest Steeler Fan I know- Literally- he has the only Big Wheel in town with stretch marks

He knows all the Steelers - I mean It's impressive- he can recognize them from behind when they are not even wearing a jersey!

Great Speech However- I always yawn when I'm interested.

DJ is Dr. Cool

That picture he uses is accurate- ever since he had that lobotomy, he wears a wig to hide to the scars and to coat to hide the slobbering.

DJ works hard at staying current on the site- He's afraid nobody will remember him when he's gone. Gee, I can think of several reasons he'll be remembered. He wouldn't like any of them, but I can think of them. 

Nomarfan

He sticks to the old values: life, liberty, and the pursuit of an easy win over Woodson

I had a TD with him once- I gave him a piece of advice "Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ****." Once he did that the rest was easy- his 2^nd and 3^rd argument was- "Oh yeah!????"

I'd Love to hear Detroit Fan up here - I don't want to say he's immature, but the man can cuss like a 10-year-old.

I tried to find something bad to say about Nomar- I mean the guy has an impressive record and seems to be a pretty good guy all around- so I looked for something bad to say about him but   

I couldn't find ****

BSchwartz

Ok- for those who don't know- BS lived in Shreveport- until he had to leave- and well, don't tell anyone- The Feds did come pick him up and take him to Iraq- what he is NOT telling you is that he was brought there as Michal Jackson's body servant- and I've met the man- he could pass that job inspection in more ways than one.

Did you know originally he didn't get that nickname from Spaceballs- Have you seen this guys ears?

BS is the only guy I knew that Joined the Air Force to meet men.

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!

BS is defiantly a leader of men People would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity- Like watching a Monkey with a flamethrower

I kid I kid BS writes very well but He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary

Cooz took my Bull jokes talk about an obvious target- I mean how do I make fun of a guy I've never met? I mean the Elways jokes are out of play- the man does play with guns at work.

I remember when we talked about adding him to the Elites- I was reminded of Rick Majerus description of the Draft pick of Jeff Foster- "He's not gonna come in right away and impact the Warriors in any way, shape or form."

But Seriously, BS is the a true light on Fannation  , a true friend and a true hero to us all - and for allowing us all to poke fun at him for our own amusement- a true Duma$$ but we all knew that already

Now I'm sure BS can't wait to pop up here and tell us all what he thinks of us

 So I'm outta Here!

love ya Big guy- in a macho- in the Army - manly type of way- Not a restrianing order Navy type of way.- I'm buying a round when you get back.