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Here are the results of yesterweek, posted a week late due to illness and general time-not-having. The House made a paltry $950 in profit last week, with At_Home@Wrigley's enormous parlay helping make up for my foolishly low spread on the Eagles/Dolphins game. The Gambler of the Week is Curly Lambeau, who won a 2-team parlay and also cashed in on the Eagles.
At_Home@Wrigley20000-2000Phillyman BS*100020001000Curly Lambeau80024001600Harry Callahan3000-300NCshvDavid6000-600fungushnitzel1300800-500st857200020000buddhasillegitmatechild5000-500Josh500200-300DaBandit100010000SuperSquirrel8501500650
That leaves the following bank for week 13. Those who owe money to The Loan Shark have had their $100 interest deducted. Fungushnitzel has paid off his debt, so no further interest will be charged. No interest was deducted for week 12, since I took the week off.
At_Home@Wrigley$3,100a* good* looking* RANDOMKING*$1,300mikesteelnation1$500Lana$1,000PhillyFan*-$800dyhardbasbalfan*$1,000BILLiever*$1,000Phillyman BS*$2,350Curly Lambeau$3,400Oak-Tone$0Harry Callahan-$100StryderUSA$1,500davidsternblows$1,000tmo1031$1,300bucs_fan101$0Brownmagic$2,000goniners$500frauddog$0WojoTheFloorSlappingDoofus$1,500Apollo Foucard$500xxx84xxx$2,650texansfan$2,000seachickenhawk$0IrishR#1$0Cassidy's House$1,600NCshvDavid-$100Dspafford$0fungushnitzel$2,300DC Sports Nut$0st857$2,550buddhasillegitmatechild$250someonerandom$600Josh$700DaBandit$1,000SuperSquirrel$1,650
And here are the spreads for week 13. If your name isn't on the above list but you'd like to join The House, just place a bet below - everyone starts with $1000 of fake money. If anyone is at or below 0, and wants to borrow money from The Loan Shark, it's $100 interest per week, and you get a $1000 loan.
Positive numbers mean the home team is favored, negative numbers mean the visiting team is favored. I only accept bets on the spread and parlay bets. You want something fancy, go to an actual bookie.
Green Bay at Dallas +2
Buffalo at Washington +2.5
San Francisco at Carolina +3.5
Jacksonville at Indianapolis +2.5
San Diego at Kansas City -5
NY Jets at Miami -3.5
Detroit at Minnesota +4
Seattle at Philadelphia <even>
Atlanta at St. Louis +3.5
Houston at Tennessee +1
Cleveland at Arizona -4.5
Denver at Oakland -3.5
NY Giants at Chicago -1
Tampa Bay at New Orleans -3
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh +6
New England at Baltimore -24