Vick is scheduled for his Federal Smackdown! | My Dog Wants to Fight Mike Vick. He's Game.

Vick co-defendant and dog torturer Purnell Peace: 18 months.

Vick co-defendant and dog torturer Quanis Phillips: 21 months.

Wow. Blam! Judge Henry Hudson has balls the size of footballs! He's sacking these thugs with the maximum range of sentencing guidelines and he's tackling wrongheaded Vick fans who insist on making this a race issue.

This is not a race issue. This is an animal cruelty issue. Believe me, animal rights activists wish all the white, green and yellow guys engaged in this barbaric activity would go to prison too.

Experts agree that Vick's contrite act isn't going to help him much. Even though he has checked in early to the HorrorDay Inn and has been ordered to put $928,000 into an escrow account for the doggie care of his ex-dogs, he still has to face Judge Hudson for his federal smackdown on December 10^th.

Picture Vick on December 10th: He'll be standing in his American gangster suit, looking all browbeaten and hangdogged, pleading for mercy from a guy who loves and probably sleeps with his Bichon Frisé (btw, Bichons are used as bait dogs in dead game fighting).

My rescued Bichon, a relative of Hudson's dog. They like to spoon all night long (but so do Pit Bulls).

Pete McEntergart in a hilarious article, commented on the current Vick experience right here on Fannation: "Mike Vick woke up in a cold sweat at the thought of a cellmate "getting behind center."

I know some serious Dog-loving football fans who would like to bet on Vick's "cellie" (what they call cell mates at Pelican Bay super max prison) in a dead game match.

Whoever is coaching Vick right now is the best coach Vick's ever had-and the most needed one. He/she must cost as much as his humungous doggie care bill, but boy, is it worth it to quell the vengeful feelings that are stirring in the hearts of dog lovers everywhere. I admit his public relations scheme is working on me. It's the best PR strategy I've seen in the celebrity I'm-so-sorry-I-messed-up circus.

But is Vick truly sorry? Or does he just want his football career, his cash, his mansions, endorsements and his star status back? We know he has at least 12 months to think about it.

Comments (1) Add A Comment

December 10, 2007 09:46 PM ET

Report Abuse | QUOTE

This world has truly succumb to B/S!! I will simply reiterate what others have said, & add even more facts. You can kill unborn babies, kill deers (in deer season...wow! a designated time to kill), bomb & shoot innocent by-standers & children in other countries, rape children & women, drive drunk & endanger others lives, repeatedly (Paris Hilton, etc), but NOW a damn Dog has more rights than humans.?? Please, give me a break! A lot of these stupid e-mails are based on hatred and jealousy and just silly "alleged humans w/no fault" that love to see somebody down. But rest assure, Mike will rise again and be blessed even more. If Mike were not a professional and had he been poor, no one would give a damn! The fact is, he's handsome, a millionnaire & believe me when I say "He WILL be on top Again" just wait & see, for all of you mad, derranged idiots that seem to have put dogs above the rights of human beings. What Mike did was make a Mistake, just as we all have, if you think back to all the sh-t in all of "your closets"... the known and unknown. "Let he who is w/out fault, cast the 1st stone". There are Other animals that matter just as much as those dogs. FOR EXAMPLE: So what if pigs are nasty, they're still animals; who cares that people want to hang a deer's head on the wall in their home & win prize $ (vice president should have gotten time for deer hunting & agravated assault since the dumb **** missed & shot a human); again! still an animal, with animal rights; who cares if chicken is good when barbecued or fried, or if we need milk & beef from the Cow...they ALL are animals & have animal rights, yeah! That's why, to me, PETA is a big joke...just want publicity..People are still wearing furs & mink coats & will continue to do so. Lamb meat is delicious, & some people even prefer a little goat!...ALL are still animals w/rights, if you really, truly give a damn!. Will somebody please stand up & admit to their hypocrisy??! But because some have "selective Love" & LOVE the dog species more,and kiss dogs in the mouths, and let them sleep w/them in the bed and sit in their laps while driving dangerously "O God forbid". I'll be the first to admit that Mike was wrong, but whose call is it, to say he deserves punishment for his wrongdoing when the rest of the world, kills at will, simply because "they" think the dog is more important than the rest of the animals in the world. What b/S & again, total Hypocrisy! all the way...TO Mike! hang in there! THIS TOO, SHALL PASS. you have a large community praying for you and STILL love you and have made mistakes as well. The falcons will not be the same w/out you. That's why their playing has gone downhill. There are at least 100 people that I know personally, who have vowed to never attend another falcon game until your return to them or another team & thousands & thousands of others are following suit. Peace B w/you!