Give me an H! Give me an O! Give me a U! Give me an S! Give me an E! And put it all on the Dolphins!
They say the house always wins. However, in this case, The House is a proper noun, and it only wins sometimes. Like this week. But my $2650 profit this week is bittersweet, since most of it came from people betting on my Skins.
The Gambler of the Week is At_Home@Wrigley, who profited $500 by getting two of his three bets right. NCshvDavid got his parlay, but also bet on the Pats to cover, so he only made $300, and everyone else lost money.
At_Home@Wrigley15002000500Curly Lambeau11000-1100Harry Callahan9000-900NCshvDavid9001200300fungushnitzel120012000st857200020000Josh7000-700SuperSquirrel7500-750
And here's everyone's bank after week 13:
At_Home@Wrigley$3,600a* good* looking* RANDOMKING*$1,300mikesteelnation1$500Lana$1,000PhillyFan*-$900dyhardbasbalfan*$1,000BILLiever*$1,000Phillyman BS*$2,350Curly Lambeau$2,300Oak-Tone$0Harry Callahan-$200StryderUSA$1,500davidsternblows$1,000tmo1031$1,300bucs_fan101$0Brownmagic$2,000goniners$500frauddog$0WojoTheFloorSlappingDoofus$1,500Apollo Foucard$500xxx84xxx$2,650texansfan$2,000seachickenhawk$0IrishR#1$0Cassidy's House$1,500NCshvDavid$1,000Dspafford$0fungushnitzel$2,300DC Sports Nut$0st857$2,550buddhasillegitmatechild$250someonerandom$600Josh$0DaBandit$1,000SuperSquirrel$900
Those of you who need to borrow money from the Loan Shark, it's $100 interest per week per loan of $1000. You have to be at 0 to borrow money. Those who have borrowed money, your interest for the week has been deducted, so your bank is how much you have to bet with.
Here are the spreads for week 14. I only accept bets on the spread and parlays, so don't try anything fancy. Place your bets in the comments below. If you're new to The House, you have $1000 to start with. It's fake money, sorry.
Positive numbers mean the home team is favored, negative numbers mean the visiting team is favored.
Chicago at Washington -3
Carolina at Jacksonville +6.5
Dallas at Detroit -12.5
Miami at Buffalo +3.5
NY Giants at Philadelphia -4
Oakland at Green Bay +10
Pittsburgh at New England +7.5
San Diego at Tennessee +2
St. Louis at Cincinnati +3
Tampa Bay at Houston -2.5
Arizona at Seattle +4
Minnesota at San Francisco -15
Cleveland at NY Jets -5
Kansas City at Denver +3.5
Indianapolis at Baltimore -9
New Orleans at Atlanta -3
Betting on the Bears/Skins game closes at 4:00 Central time today; for the other games you have until Saturday at midnight.