Osi Humanannoyance, aka Osi Umenyiora, aka Ositadimma, gave in finally and realized he isn't as good a football player as he always prances around thinking he is. He returned to the New York Giants football camp begrudgingly, morose and, most importantly, fearful that Jason Pierre- Paul was getting so good that he was going to take his job.
Living in the New York area I get to hear all about his "I deserve more money" complaints on a daily basis. I can't remember a time when he wasn't complaining about his contract, doing some bush dance after a cheap sack, or standing on the sideline wondering why the coaches didn't think he had the grit to play well anymore.
Osi, you're not that good. You never have been. Yes, you got some sacks last year. But the way you carry yourself, your arrogance, your self-centeredness, is why I call you the Humanannoyance.
Nevertheless, I'm not sure which is better at this point: your holding out longer or re-joining the team. I would have been fine had you held out throughout the preseason making the Giants camp a cloudy and unrestful place daily. Now that you've joined the team, I'm also glad because I'm sure you will be a drag on the team, moping around, getting Tom Coughlin agitated, disrupting team chemistry.
You are becoming the Tiki Barber of the franchise. That means not exactly loved by all. I bet you miss your old cocky defensive lineman buddy, Michael Straybaby. He taught you how to be a prima donna lineman. The problem is he's no longer around.
You have to take on Jason Pierre-Paul all by your lonesome. He's better than you and you know it--right now. I expect when you get benched around mid-season to see you whining on the sideline and hopefully ruining another Giants season.