Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such informative blogs as "Leper in the Backfield" and "Troy McClure And Company". I'm here to introduce you to some of my associates who are here to promote their new movies, shows, books, and products. Let's start with my good friend the Commissioner.
Hi! I'm Roger Goodell. You might remember me from such memorable films as "Crime and Punishment 2K7", and "Adam n' Strippin' Eve".
Hi! I'm Andy Reid. You might remember me from my instructional film "Anger Management: Eat You Way to Tranquility" and my new catalog, "Drug Emporium: We Collect ‘Em All"
Hi! I'm Cam Cameron. You might remember me from such memorable films as "Fear and Losing in Miami" and my Webcast show, "The Cam Cam Cam". You can also purchase my new fragrance that I made with Dolly Parton. It's called "Dolly-phins: Something smells fishy."
Hi! I'm Isaiah Thomas. You might remember me from such movies as "Intern Love & Basketball" and "The Verdict Was Very Innocent until Proven Very Guilty". Keep your eyes out for my new biography called, "Fight till I Literally Die or Settle Out of Court"
Hi! I'm Albert Haynesworth. You might remember me from that hit movie "Stomp the Gurode".
Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. You may remember me from such great movies as "Step-mommie Dearest" and "Daze of Blunder" You should check out my newest reality show called, "Daytona Ink: Just Add An 8"
Hi! I'm Jerry Jones you might remember me from such movies as "Conan IX: Revenge of Thusula Doom" and "Jerry the NFL Cable Guy". Check your local listings for my new Fox Holiday Network Special, "Alien Face Lift" You can also buy my Botox aftershave in fine retail outlets across the country.
Orale! I'm Big Papi. You might remember me from my blockbuster thriller "The End of the World: Not!" and my how-to book of walk-off homeruns.
Hi! I'm Barry Bonds. You might remember me from such cool instructional films as "Cream and the Clear; who knew?"
Hullo Govnah! I'm David Beckham. You might remember me from my box office hit, "Get Bent Like Beckham". Don't forget to check out my new romantic comedy, "Fleecing the MLS".
Hey cool cats. This is Big Daddy Travis Henry. You might remember me from such classics as "From Here to Paternity" and "Who's Your Daddy?"
Hey hey hey sports fans! This is Anthony Smith here. You might remember me from my holiday classic, "Smoked Like a Christmas Ham" and "The Replacements 2: Just Shut Up N' Play!"
Hey! It's your favorite QB Mike Vick! You might remember me from such thrillers as "Ron Mexico: Run for the Border" and "The Mystery of the Water Bottle" Keep your eyes peeled for my newest film, "The Longest Yard 2: Soap on a Rope". Also don't forget to get your pet euthanized...I mean spayed or neutered.
Hi FanNation! It's your favorite Pig...I mean Razorback Bobby Petrino! You might remember me from such hits as "Midnight Train From Georgia" and "Georgia Drools". Check me out in my new sitcom with Frankie Muñiz and Nick Saban called, "Big Fat Liar 2: The College Years"