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TheJuice

| 09:21 AM ET  12.18 | 1. Dear Jim, I can't believe the Bears are resorting to Kyle Orton. Their QB situation must be an absolute mess
Signed, The Atlanta Falcons WAR DAVE IN ALBANY GETTING A JOB AS CARL SPACKLER'S ASSISTANT
Jeff in Syracuse

2. Dear Jim,
Guns dont kill people. Guns dont kill people. What?

Signed,
Chaz Heston
War stupid email addresses
Steve in H-Town

3. Dear Jim,

Tell Caron Butler that if he needs he's having trouble with his Mt Dew withdrawl, he can use me. I'm like methadone for Dew addicts.

Sincerely
Mello Yello

War the Mr Pibb/Dr Pepper rivalry

DJ Mark in Cleveland

4. Dear Jim, Looks like the Knicks are moving into operation shutdown

Signed, Derek Bell WAR DAVE IN ALBNAY NOT SAYING WHERE HE ACTUALLY MOVED TO
Jeff in Syracuse

5. Dear Jim,

Why would Scottie Pippen play a single game in Sweden. That makes no sense at all.

Sincerely
Signing one-day contracts so you can "retire" with that team


DJ Mark in Cleveland

6. Dear Scotty,
Don't play that game!

Signed,
Ricky Williams

Steve in H-Town