I would like to take the time to saya few words... these words will consist of me telling you all what the dumbest or worst insults are that can be hurled on this site:
"You have no life, you are here on Fannation all day and live in your parents basement"
-- Well, I would like to say that there are quite a few people without a basement and I don't think being at work or school qualifies as all day, considering the fact that there are 24 hours in a day. Also, if you know that someone is on the website for 24 hours a day, then you must be too because you need to realize that you need proof that they are online for 24 hours a day. If you always see them on, then you must be on just as much as they are! See? It's rocket science!
-- No I'm not. I can see your terrible arguments rather easily.
"You're a homer"
-- I think everyone is a fan of their team to some extent. To be a fan, you are a fanatic of your team, that is where the word "fan" derives from. Why can't you be all giddy about your team? Most of the time people aren't even serious, they are using sarcasm... kind of like someone I know...
-- You don't know me!
"You have no friends, you talk to people on this website all the time"
-- So do you, does that make you friendless too?
"You don't know how to read"
-- Does my response tell you otherwise?
"You are dumb"
-- Yeah, well I think you're stupid.
-- Nah, this one shouldn't be on the list, it fits!
"You are a stupid idiot"
-- There's a difference?
-- I don't know what that one is either...
"You're lucky I never see you, I could beat you up in person"
-- No, you won't. When in a face-to-face situation, you will clam up, big guy!
For the finale, we have:
"You are ugly"
-- Yes, why thank you, I needed your opinion, which is the opinion that matters most to me. I should send you a bouquet of flowers for your efforts. Maybe I will even buy chocolates and eat half of the box before they get to you!
Ok, that's all I have to say about that! I hope you look forward to my next installment, which will involve a pint of lemonade, raisins and candy canes!