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That Travis Henry shot was low....

Low, but funny.

hi, my name is jim bates. all i want is for my critics to be silent long enough for me to think. and i want an infinitely guaranteed contract.

Travis Henry is the NFL's response to Shawn Kemp.

High My name is shananananahan

I have two rings I want the chargers job and I want to take Alex Gibbs with me- then I want Marty to take this Job-

then I want chapstick for all the broncos fans to line up to kiss my rea r when they flameout in the playoffs year after year while LDT is running for 3000 yards next year with a chop blocking line.

My name is Arthur Blank and I would like uhhh......(unrolls list)
A GM - A NEW COACH - QB - RB - 4 new WR's ......bla - bla- bla .....

My name is James Dolan and I would like Isiah Thomas to sleep with the fishes

Fans give New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas a giant pink slip !!

Hi ya'll! My name is Jessica Simpson and all I want for Christmes is for my grandaddy belichick to be happy ! He says if I go to all the Cowboy games he will be plus I dont have to spend any money!

hi, i'm terrell owens, you may remember me from such dramas as the san francisco 49ers and the philadelphia eagles. i'd like for christmas that one dumb blonde chick from that MTV reality show (you know, the one who thought chicken of the sea was chicken... anyways), to disappear off the face of the earth. preferably with isiah thomas.

Hey there Tayrell! I thought you liked my chicken! Thats what you said the other nite at supper anyway..*starts to pout*

... jessica, you don't seem to understand, i'm allergic to people who get more credit than i do. (remember what happened with donovan?) apparently, you do too.

*Giggles* I just know there was a compliment in there somewheres, there always is! See thats why we get along Tayrell..you make me think!

jessica, i didn't know that you thought. i'm going to go call the media over to my house and do some pushups in my driveway now, have fun being confused about everything. including why you could buy a pink cowboys jersey even though the team doesn't ever wear them.

Jessica... I bought the pink Jersey because of the fight against breast cancer. No team wears them most have them for their fans.

All I want for christmas is no one to know what a jerk I am... signed Petrino

i could have sworn that jeff garcia wears one, petrino.

still waiting for media frenzy

Can I come watch you do pushups, Tayrell? And Tony told me I looked hot in mah pink jersey, he said all the cowgirls wear them!

jessica, if you can tell me what skip bayless calls me (i want him to fall off of the planet with isiah too), you can watch. if not, go watch jeff garcia enjoy some male videos.

Just hold on a minute Tayrell, Im gonna call my granddaddy and ask him.

Jessica's turn!

Never mind! T.O.'s turn!