Here's some things that you do not want to hear from the world of sports.
Wife:Hey honey OJ here to get his autographed picture.
The wedding is scheduled during the game.
Wife:Michael Vick is our new dog-sitter.
Bobby Petrino is coming to coach your favorite team.
The Cubs are in the playoffs(Oh great here comes another excuse).
Brooks Bollinger is now in the game as back-up to the starting QB.(Unless it's for the team your rooting against)
Ron Artest is back
T.O. "Hurt" himself again.
Chad Pennington is now the starting QB(whine jets fans)
Chris Simon is coming to play your hometown team.
Just meant to be humorous,sorry if I offend anybody,just off the top of my head.