MLS, you are probably wondering if we are pleased with the so-called "big-name" players that you have given us in the last year. But guess what, we are pleased, but we sure as heck aren't happy. We want more, and we want it soon. The league needs quality, and the way you get that is bring in better players to raise the quality. But you say we are trying. Yes, you are but it ain't good enough, not yet.
We (us soccer fans) are like kids that eat candy and keep begging for more. The more you give us, the more you have to keep adding on. So that means that you need to bring in more foreign talent. See, my reasoning for doing that is simple. You bring in foreigners to raise the quality, then when they leave the league is built up and we can keep our young Americans who are very talented. It isn't very hard to figure out, Major League Soccer (oh yeah, you can change the name, it sounds gay).
So who do you want almighy Keeper? Well I want all kinds of different players. I want each franchise to get a big-name. Then I want the big-names to play different positions and have different styles of play. Like we need a good dribbler, that would be someone like Ronaldinho. Or a great finishing striker like Ronaldo. Or a strong, get **** out of my box defender like John Terry. Or an experienced goalkeeper who can still get the job done like Oliver Kahn. These are the types of players I want, but just later in their careers (except for Kahn, he's old enough). So We The People want more and better players to draw in more new fans and raise the quality of the league.