Dear Jayhawk Fans,
Today I come to you with news regarding your average football team. It seems to me like there is lots of needed preperation ahead before your January rendezvous with the Hokies of Virginia Tech. First of all, I would like to congratulate you on your victories over Southeastern Louisiana and Florida International and while I'm at it your 109th ranked Strength of Schedule. Who did you play that should give you any credit to your BCS bowl? Well, besides the great Missouri Tigers NOBODY. You would have been challenged more by a team of gophers than some of the teams on your schedule. Eastern Michigan played harder teams than you. Now that's saying something. Enjoy playing Virginia Tech who happens to be ranked 17th in the country with games against then ranked #2's LSU and Boston College as well as Clemson and Virginia.
I also ask that you have a safe number of Ambulances on hand because your gonna need them. Whether it's Mangino having a heart attack or your players getting rocked by the VT defense better safe than sorry. Meet Vince Hall and Xavier Adibi, one of the best linebacker groupings in the NCAA. Combining for 200 tackles, 6 1/2 sacks, 3 interceptions, and 11 quaterback hurries even in a season where Hall missed four games means Kansas is in for a large helping of pain. Oh, but we can't forget the other defensive standouts like Brandon Flowers, 79 tackles and 5 interceptions. Or, Victor "Macho" Harris with 5 interceptions as well. You're gonna have to pray that Todd Reesing's 5'10" body doesn't snap after being hit by one of these guys. VT will shut down your passing and running games with these standouts. Good luck with your medical bills.
It seems like to me and many other College Football fans with a sense of dignity and pride that Kansas ultimately will get rocked by the Hokies. What were the officials of the Orange Bowl thinking. They must have had citrus juice burning in their eyes and accidently clicked on Kansas while selecting teams. The Missouri Tigers, Florida Gators, Boston College Eagles, and heck even Appalachian State deserved this bowl more than you. I cannot wait to dance in enjoyment while watching the Virginia Tech Hokies obliterate you and Mangino's newest diet on January 3rd in Miami.