Pittsburgh Steelers-To not make any more stupid guarentees, cough cough Anthony Smith cough cough.
Cleveland Browns-To figure out a way to tell Brady Quinn that he is not the Browns future, and give Derek Anderson a nice big contract extension
Cincinatti Bengals-For the real Ocho Cinco to return. o, and also, none of our players will go to jail.
Baltimore Ravens-To figure out if We want Troy Smith or not, and to take more steroids so we will not get injured.
Miami Dolphins-To win 2 games at least.
New England-we will still spy on other teams but we will not get caught this time.
New York Jets-to find a quarterback, one with some experience, but young enough to stay for at least 5 years. Perhaps Broadway Donvan.. yea we will Get that McNabb guy.
Buffalo Bills-We had a great season but next year we are playoff bound!
Indianapolis Colts-to beat the Patriots
Jacksonville Jaguars-To beat the Colts
Houston Texans-To keep steadily improving, is a season above .500 to much? even 9-7
Tennessee Titans-For a QB to remain amazing throughout the season.
San Diego Chargers-To call Marty Shotenheimer and confess that we made a huge mistake and ask for him to come back.
Denver Broncos-To figure out what the heck is wrong with our QB and with our team. And maybe fire our coach on the way.
Oakland Raiders-To make sure that JaMarcuss Russel shows up for mini-camp next year. So he can be our starter full-time.
Kansa City Chiefs-To hold local tryouts for a quarterback. Maybe that kid who lives next to the hospital is interested even thoughhe is only 7 he is better than Croyle.
Minnesota Vikings-To ride AD to the Playoffs
Chicago Bears-Get rid of Rex Grossman
Green Bay Packers-To ask Brett to finally tell us if he is staying for more than 2 more seasons, if yes than bye-bye Aaron Rodgers. If No, then Welcom Back Aaron Rodgers.
Detroit Lions-To not give up in the middle of the season when we are 6-2, and then become 7-9
Dallas Cowboys-To tell all Hot-Blondes to keep away from Tony Romo
New York Giants-Get rid off Eli Manning once and for all. Or at least ask his brother to tutor him on how to play the game of football. If only we had kept that Rivers kid.
Washington Redskins-To play solid all year
Philadelphia Eagles-Prepare for Donvan's departure, or get a decent recieving core.
New Orleans Saints-To access what went wrong.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers-to find a RB to take over after Cadalac's wheel's fall off after week 3.
Carolina Panthers-To find a QB who is not 45 years old.
Atlanta Falcons-To finda coach who won't leave in mid-season, and a QB who is not in jail.
San Franscico 49ERS-To find a decent coach, and a decent QB.
Seattle Seahawks-Make over!
Arizona Caedinals-To not underachieve. Yet Again.
St. Louis Rams-To protect our QB.
What do you think?