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The Future of the NBA: The 2010-2011 Season Preview

WARNING: This is strictly for fun. There are hardly any facts to base any of this on besides my intuition amd increadible guessing skills. Don't get mad, just enjoy.

~This is done in the format of a magazine doing their season predictions for the 2010-2011 season~

Allow us to welcome you back for another exciting season of the NBA. Before we get into our season predictions, we'll remind you of the champions of past years:

2006: Heat over Mavericks- 6 Games

The Grand Canyon Annihilates the NFL Draft

So I have been taking these "Training Hikes" in preparation for the Grand Canyon since I've never done it. I know what some of you may be thinking, "He lives in Arizona and he hasn't hiked the Grand Canyon? That's like living in New York and never seeing a game at Yankee Stadium. But your wrong! The Grand Canyon is, supposedly, much more painful and the hot dogs, if there are any, got to cost less than the 15 bucks they make you pay at Yankee Stadium. (Its also optional to offer up your ring finger or big toe.) Man I hope there are hot dog stands at the bottom.... (God my mind can wander...)

I'm feeling Randy baby yeah! But is it mutual for your team?

 

In this blog, I'll break down how Randy Moss would fit with each team in the NFL on a scale of 1-10. Along with that I'll also try to get into Randy's head and get his perspective on each team. I know, I know, Randy Moss just finalized his deal with the Pats but I worked on this all day. And a little fantasizing never hurt anyone every once in a while.

 

G4T- Is it a good decision for the team?  G4R- Is it a something Randy would want?

I'm Back, With Criticism

 I just wanted to first off say hello. Hopefully someone remembers me so I don't sound like a complete idiot but give me the low down on whats new. It been about 5 monthes since I've been on this site, yet to me it feels like yesterday.

  See I took a break from this site in September and I think because it became far to much for me to handle. See when I first joined this site almost ten months ago, it was fun. I love arguing, and I love sports even more. Match made in heaven right? Just like Reese's peanut butter cups. But only if they were laced with cr*ck. I just couldn't stop. At first I would throwdown about nothing just to do it. It was the greatest thing since the dvd player ( I dont bring up sliced bread because I never found that to be all that great). But nothing in life can be that pure. With this came the constant spamming. Do you people realize I had 3557 unread fainmail by the time I came back. The peole who care about who is the fastest pg in the NBA or if Ray Guy deserves to be in the hall of fame would read your TD anyways so let everyone else keep their sanity. And I'll admit I did my far share of this but from now on, NO MORE! Then there was the accusations of cheating. Eveyone had 3, or 4, or even 5 names to vote for themselves. So people would create tourneys to try to contain this. But it only bred the destruction. I had my own tourney, known as OATTA. I thought it was a pain in the uh, rear section, but I knew it was a way to filtler cheating. But then I only became a baby sitter, telling people its your turn, that's not right, and don't make me stop this car and go back there. And then suddenly it wasn't fun. I realized that what had begun as my dream had turned into a responsibility that's never fun. And that is why I left. But I always felt like something was missing. Everytime I'd get on the computer I was lost. Never knowing where to go or what to do. So that's why I'm making a comeback like MJ, accept nearly not as good as when he left but yet probably better than his return.

NBA Teams - Ranking the franchises by their names

I accepted a throwdown about this very topic yesterday. It opened my eyes into how irrelevant, non-intimidating, and even lame some NBA names are. I always found a good name struck fear into the eyes of an opponent. It makes your opponent look at there schedule and say, "Damn were playing the (place intimidating name here) tomorrow", not "Were playing the Nuggets, I don't know if I wanna play on the same court as some testicles."(Joke contributed by Ruby Noon).