Uofmrules* BS
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about 1 year ago
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Well I saw a throw down today talking about how we should crack down on dog fighting. Well I don’t think that is a major problem in this country. That throw down really got me thinking about animal fighting and the only animal I can think of that we need to stop is, CATS.
Now if you think about it, who has more weapons at there disposal, Cats or Dogs? The obvious answer is cats. They don’t just have teeth as dogs do, but they also have some very sharp claws and that hiss is a lot more intimidating than a dog bark. That’s whys cats make for better fighters.
So why then is it that we always go after guys who have 30 dogs in there homes, and accuse them of dog fighting. When we really need to be going after those little old ladies that have 30-40 cats in there homes.
That’s why it’s the little old lady that you need to worry about. There not all cute and nice like you may think. They have to pay for there medication and the only way to do that is to bet on cats. They have get togethers every week. Some people may call it book club. Some may even call it bingo night, but we all know what there really doing. There cat fighting. It can get very vicious and the little old ladies really get into it. It’s just sickening what these women do.
I know I once made the mistake of giving away one of my cats to a cute little old lady. She just seemed so nice and innocent that I knew that whiskers would be fine. Little did I know that two months later they would find poor little old whiskers in the back ally one night with claw marks all over his face and it looked like someone had shoot him. I knew right then and there who had done this horrific crime. That little old lady I gave whiskers too. I knew that she had made poor ole whiskers fight and he just wasn’t a fighter. He got eaten alive in that ring.
I was so heart broken that I vowed to stop cat fighting no matter what it took.
That’s why I’ve come to you today to help me in this fight and stop cat fighting. Just next time you see a little old lady with more than 10 cats. Call the police. They will know what to do. This can not go unnoticed anymore. So please people help me fight this crime, in honor of Whiskers.