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Roundtable II: The Bridge of Death

The scene opens with ten knights following their king along a narrow rocky track on the side of a ravine.  The king is speaking with one of the knights:

KpKahder:  ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

Sneaky Pete: This new learning amazes me, Lady KpKahder.  Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

KpKahder:  Well...

IB4E:  What is THAT?

Sneaky Pete:  That is the Bridge of Death, and there is the Keeper of the Bridge of Death.  He asks each traveler five questions...

The idiot show!

Hello folks! This Da Masta and I'm welcoming you to the first edition of The Idiot Show!

Da Masta- This is a show where I will interview people on sports!  People will call in and ask me questions.  Alright, we have our first lucky caller!

Da Masta- Hey, lucky caller #1, what's your name

Lucky Caller #1- Linklebambam Chawaw

Da Masta- Ummm... ok, do you mind if I just call you LC?

LC- Yah, that's good

Da Masta- Ok! So LC what is your question?

NCAA Tourney sleeper team

A team that could suprise people in the upcoming NCAA tourney is the Wisconsin Badgers. Their chief weapon is defense. Defense and free throws. Their two chief weapons are defense, free throws, and lack of turnovers.  Their 3 chief weapons are defense, free throw advantage,  and depth.

 Defense- The badgers lead the big ten in opponents field goal percentage. Opponents make just 38.2% of their shots. They lead the nation in opponents PPG.

Football season isn't over until we say it is

Ha! You just thought I was finished blogging. Nice try suckas, you can't keep me off Fan Nation. I am happy to ruin your day with more worthless drivel...

Wait! Stop! No! Nooooo!

The person responsible for that intro has been sacked. No onwards and upwards. I want to welcome all of FN to the first blog of the "Knights of the Fan Nation Trapezoidal Table". We worked long and hard on this blog and I hope all of you enjoy it. If you like it, spread the word to come check it out. If you hate, spread the word for people to check it out and decide for themselves.

Somebody tell this dufus to STFU already

Ok, here's the deal. The finishing touches are going into the blog. I want to thank each of you for your participation:

Thanks Josh

Thank you Debi

Mucho Garcia Oso

10Q berry muds Callahan

Brandon, thanks dude

Thank you, thank you Tracy

Big thanks Pete

What can I say Ben, thanks

Thanks, eh, Foosball

Last but least, thank you Dan

I hope this blog is successful. Once it's posted, at the risk of ticking people off with spam, help spread the word. I think most of FN will like the blog and everyone needs to see what football geniuses you all are. Or is it you were silly enough to agree to it?