9th Grade Rantings

Trade City

Three major trades went down this week; in three major sports. Joe Blanton, Marcus Camby and Jason Taylor. All have big implications, and all could turn teams that have a chance to contend, into legitimate contenders. Of course, none of these are really setting a team over the top. Even so, I thought I'd share my opinions.

 

Remember when the Oakland Athletics had one of the best rotations in baseball? Barry Zito, Tim Hudson and Mark Mulder were the big three. Billy Beane decided to play for the future, and all three were gone. In time, Oakland developed a new big three. Dan Haren, Rich Harden and Joe Blanton headed a rotation that was one of the better in baseball. Now, all three of those guys are gone.

My 25 Man Roster

After watching the entire All-Star game (Hooray, me!), I saw many things that stood out, but there was one above all else: the All-Stars had to play as a team. So, it got me thinking. What would my team look like? Focusing on the team concept, I decided to go through with my own 25 man roster. The team isn't stacked with superstars, but rather guys in their roles that will win games. After seeing it, you might be like Tim McCarver last night (and this morning) and go 'Are you kidding me?' Yes, Tim; it was all a joke. Just a big mirage.

Starters

Catcher- Joe Mauer, Minnesota Twins

  

The first big shocker was leaving Russell Martin off. You can have Martin, give me Joe Mauer. We saw what he can do two years ago when he won the American League batting tattle. The list of catchers who have won the AL batting title is pretty short: Joe Mauer. And it wasn't a fluke. He is a career .315 hitter who is currently second in the league at .322. He has speed for a catcher, and is a very good base runner. There is more to his game then hitting, he is also very good behind the plate. In his entire career, he has committed just 14 errors. He has a fielding percentage of .995 and has had a zone rating of 1.000 four out of five years. He handles the pitching staff very well, as no starter has a losing record. The bullpen is one of the best in the league, even though it is also one of the younger ones. Mauer can do it all, so he is my catcher.

First Base- Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals

  

How is this guy not on the team? My team needs a superstar, and Albert Pujols can fill that role. I think he is one of the three best players in the Major Leagues, probably second. Where do we start with Pujols? He is a career .333 hitter. This year, he is hitting an incredible .350 with 18 HR's. He hits for both average and power, and does both very, very well. He is the fifth fastest player to get to 300 HR's, and he's showing not many signs of slowing down. He is one of the leading run producers in the National League year in and year out, and he hardly ever strikes out. Pujols is such a good hitter that he has 1444 career hits, and just 442 career strikeouts. Like Mauer, Pujols is a ver smart base runner; something that is very underrated in MLB. On defense, he has a Gold Glove. Not to mention he is great in the postseason. He has a spot on my team.

Second Base- Orlando Hudson, Arizona Diamondbacks

  

WHAT?!?!?! Where's Dan Uggla? Where's Chase Utley? Where's Ian Kinsler? Where's Dustin Pedroia? At second, I chose between two guys; Chase Utley and Orlando Hudson. And I want Hudson. Utley is great, and probably the best in the league. But I don't want a team of superstars, I want a team that will win. Hudson is the type of guy who does everything he can to win games. He is a switch hitter who hits .300 and has gotten 150+ hits the last two years. He doesn't have much pop, but he hits between 13-15 a year, which isn't bad. He has never struck out 100 times in his career. He has won back-to-back Gold Gloves at second, and is one of the best fielders in the league. He does little things, big things and everything in between; so I want him.

Third Base- David Wright, New York Mets

  

Not the third baseman you were expecting, was it? Let me explain. A-Rod has drama wherever he goes; Madonna won't be the last, and I can guarantee that. He can't hit in the playoffs. He isn't clutch. He doesn't play all that great of defense. That's why I want someone else, somone like David Wright. Wright is a career .302 hitter who drives in runs and hits for power. He already has 70 RBI's this year, which is best in the league for a third baseman. He has 17 home runs so far, and his career low for a full season is 26. Most important is RBI's, though; Wright has gotten 100+ RBI's three years in a row. Also a patient hitter, Wright is top five in the NL in walks. Playing in a league with Chipper Jones, Aramis Ramirez and Miguel Cabrera, among others, Wright won the Silver Slugger. On defense, he is very underrated and won the Gold Glove last year. Being successful both at the palt and in the field gets Wright on my team.

Shortstop- Jose Reyes, New York Mets

  

Once again, not qute the New York shortstop you were expecting? It was very close between Hanley Ramirez and Jose Reyes, but I went with Reyes. This team needs a leadoff hitter, and in my opinion, Reyes is the best leadoff hitter in the game. We all know about his speed; he is in the top four in both stolen bases and runs. He is a huge part of success. When he struggles, the Mets struggle. When he plays great, so do the Mets. He is a .300 hitter who can hit both ways and has some power with 10 HR's in the leadoff spot. He also drives in runs: he has 43 RBI's so far. He has gotten 190+ hits the last three years, and already has 119. When on the bases he creates havoc, and was evident last year when he caused not one, but two balks in one inning against the Giants. On defense, he is underrated, and is improving his range at short every year. He has never made 20 errors in a season, something that Ramirez hasn't done. With everything combined, Reyes is the guy I want.

Left Field- Carl Crawford, Tampa Bay Rays

The View From 10,000 Lakes...Edition 8

Brotherly Love

 

Elton Brand signed with Philadelphia, and everything went crazy. Brand opted out of his contract with the Los Angeles Clippers and said that he would like to come back. He didn't say "I will be coming back to play with the Clippers even if they don't bring back Corey Maggette and they offer me less money, and I have the chance to get more money on a better team". He didn't say that, but you would have thought that he did. So, Brand went from the West Coast to Phlly, and set off the drama.

Can you really blame him? Tell me, if you got offered $82 million, would you turn it down? I know that I woudln't. In fact, I would take that deal faster than you can imagine. Next, look at the circumstances. Brand was offered more money to play for a better team. He was also offered less money to play for a team that didn't have as good of a chance at making the playoffs. If you look at that, is it really so bad that Brand took the deal? He gets to team up with Ande Iguodala, Andre Miller and Samuel Dalembert. He will play a key component of a team that can be considered a legitimate contender to win the Eastern Conference.

But in order to get the money to sign Brand, the 76ers needed to create more cap space. This is where the situation gets interesting for me, and my fellow Timberwolves fans. Minnesota held the mid-level exception, which they had gotten in the Ricky Davis trade. So the Wolves trade the mid-level exception and a second round pick to the 76ers so they can sign Brand. What do they get in return? Rodney Carney, a former lottery pick who is still just 24 and averaged 5.8 points in just 14.9 minutes. They got Calvin Booth, someone who will be gone once his contract is up, and will save some salary. And, they get a first round pick!

Did Kevin McHale just make a good trade? I think he did! Summarzing it all, they get a great talent in Rodney Carney, some cap space and a first round pick. All they had to give up was an exception that wouldn't have been used for a while, anyway, and a second round pick. If McHale can pull together a string of trades like this, the Wolves could be a winning team in no time.

An Interesting Development

 

This is a story that isn't getting much attention, but I find it very interesting. Washington Nationals GM Jim Bowden and his assistant Jose Rijo are being investingated by Major League Baseball for their roles in a scandal involving that included signing bonues, young prospects from the Dominican Republic, and skimming money. Jim Bowden is a former General Manager of the Cincinatti Reds, who was once the youngest GM in MLB history, and Jose Rijo was a former pitcher in the MLB for the Cincinatti Reds.

The investigation started a few months ago with Chicago White Sox Senior Personell Director Dave Wilder, and two White Sox scouts. When trying to re-enter the United States, Wilder was stopped, a common process. The unusual part was that after returning from the Dominican Republic, Wilder had $40,000. Cash. All three (Wilder and the two scouts) were later fired by the White Sox. However, not much more information has come out involving the case.

Recently, a case came out against Bowden and Rijo. In 2006, the Nationals signed a SS from the Dominican Republic. His name is Esmailyn Gonzalez. He was awarded a $1.4 million signing bonus, which is a pretty large signing bonus. However, according to the case, he got almost none of it. Over time, it was skimmed and taken from him by multiple people. This ties in with Bowden and Rijo because they could be the ones at the top of it all, and could suffer some serious consequences.

What does it all mean? Federal investigators are investingating both Bowden, and Rijo. If they are convicted, they could be facing felony fraud charges. If convictions happen, both Rijo and Bowden could be looking at some serious jail time. It would be especially interesting for Rijo, since he is from the Dominican Republic. So, be watching in the future, as many more cases like the previous two could come up.

Why?

Earlier this week, Jacksonville Jaguars WR Matt Jones was arrested. Jones and two of his friends were found in Fayetville, Arkansas, (The location of the Unversity of Arkansas, where Jones played college football) and were arrested early in the morning. Jones was found cutting up cocaine with a credit card. When seraching the car, police officers found more cocaine, and possible residue of other drugs. Jones has since said that the cocaine was not his. This didn't get all that much attention, and it just seemed to be more of the same; athletes getting busted with drugs. Why is cocaine such a problem with athletes?

Jones was a former first round pick of the Jaguars, and is still just 25 years old. Although his career isn't looking like a Hall of Fame one, Jones has the potential to be a very good WR. Although, we might as well say had. Last year, Jones had problems with coach Jack Del Rio about his work ethic, among other things, and he was de-activated for three games. He still had a chance to be a good player, but this might have been the last straw.

Darryl Strawberry hit 26+ HR's nine straight years, including 39 in both 1987 and 1988, despite missing games both years. He had the potential to be one of the best power hitters of out generation, but he had problems with cocaine. Dwight Gooden went 24-4 with a 1.53 ERA and won the Triple Crown; as a 20 year old. He won the Cy Young award, and after a few years, he was generating speculation that he could easily be a Hall of Famer. He began to develop drug problems, mostly with cocaine. Len Bias was drafted second overall by the Boston Celtics. Compared by some to Michael Jordan, and compared to David Thompson by others, Bias had the talent to be one of the greatest NBA players ever. Just a few days after getting drafted, Bias died from a cocaine overdose.

Do we see a pattern here? Athletes who had great potential ran into drug problems. And that is just some of the guys who were involved with it. I'm not going to fault them because let's be honest; we aren't them. We don't know why they did it, or what their problems were. At least, not from their point of view. But if this trend continues, who knows how many more young athletes will have their careers cut short from cocaine?

Look Who's There

 

Yes, I am talking about the St. Louis Cardinals. The 53-43 Cardinals, that is. Those guys have the second best record in the National League. They are just four and a half games out of first place, and if the playoffs started today, would be the National League Wild Card. It is the All-Star break, and St. Louis is just one of eight NL teams that have a positive run differential (Philadelphia, New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Milwaukee, Arizona and Los Angeles are the others).

So, how are they doing it? They are led by one of the best players in the Major Leagues, Albert Pujols. He is hitting an incredible .350 with 18 HR's and 50 RBI's. They are getting a surprising great season from Ryan Ludwick He leads the team in HR's with 21 and RBI's with 65. However, he is at his best with Pujols in the lineup. Without him, Ludwick hit just .188. Another OF who is having a very good season is Rick Ankiel. I'm sure you all know his story, so I won't go into that. But he is hitting .270 with 20 HR's and 60 RBI's. Troy Glaus has been a good accquisition from the Scott Rolen trade, as he has been good for 15 HR's and 59 RBI's. Of couse, they also have gotten production from Skip Schumaker. Schumaker is hitting .293, and has been a great surprise with 91 hits so far.

Pitching-wise, the Cardinals have also gotten success from guys that you wouldn't expect. Kyle Lohse has anchored the rotation, going 11-2 with a 3.39 ERA. Oh man...Kyle Lohse. Anyway, they also have gotten solid production from both Todd Wellemeyer and Braden Looper. Wellemeyer is 7-4 and leads the team with 75 strikeouts, while allowing just 31 walks. Looper has gone 9-7 while pitching more than 112 innings so far. In the bullpen, they are anchored by Ryan Franklin, who is filling in very nicely as a closer and has 12 saves so far. And of course, don't forget about Tony LaRussa. He is keeping the team together, and is arguably the National League Manager of the Year.

So, where are the regular guys we are used to haering from in St. Louis? Mark Mulder came back last week, only to leave in the first inning because of his shoulder, and is once again on the DL. Mulder is a very good pitcher when healthy, but he hasn't been healthy the last few years. Jason Insringhausen was actually activated today, and should be ready to go after the All-Star break. He will be a big help to the bullpen as a veteran. But, maybe they will be looking for a pitcher? With Milwaukee getting C.C. Sabathia and the Cubs getting Rich Harden, the Cardinals could go out and get someone such as A.J. Burnett from Toronto. The NL Central could get very interesting the second half of the season.

Stars of the Summer

20 Dumbest Sports Quotes

Who doesn't like when athletes say stupid stuff? I'm positive that this has been done before somewhere, but injuries are no fun and I need something to make me laugh today before I can finally go out and do something. Plus, I will be trying to do it with some "different" quotes that aren't regarded as popularly dumb. So with that said, let's get this list underway!

20- Sam Cassell

We'll start the list off with not one, but two quotes from everyone's favorite alien conspiracist. When asked about signing his new maximum dollar contract, Sam Cassell said:

"I'm still underpaid."

Then, as if one absurdity about the tough life of NBA players wasn't enough, he talked about the hardships of being an NBA player and said:

"Every player in the league is underpaid. When Kevin Garnett was making $28 million, he was underpaid."

 

19- Yogi Berra

Would the list really be complete without some quotes from Yogi Berra? When asked what time it was, Yogi Berra said:

"Do you mean now?" 

Once, Berra talked about going to funerals:

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." 

18- Jeff Innis

When talking about a bad picture in a newspaper, Innis said:

"That picture was taken out of context."

 

17- Sebastian Telfair

When asked what he thought about "Through the Fire", a documentary about himself, Telfair said:

"I think they should have focused more on me."

 

16- Leon Wood

While talking to Steve Albert, Leon Wood asked:

"Are you any relation to your brother Marv?"

15- Tim McCarver

Let's be honest, who didn't see two of these coming? When talking about Roy Oswalt, McCarver said:

"Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is that? He drops, and drives. Very simple."

As if talking about one pitcher was easy to handle, McCarver decided to talk about an entire pitching staff:

"Yankees pitchers had great success against Cabrera when they get him out." 

 

14- Patrick Ewing

While discussing about the lifestyle of NBA players, Ewing said:

"Basketball players make a lot of money. But they also spend a lot of money."

 

13- Shaquille O' Neal

When asked about his lack of championships, Shaq said:

"I've won on every level. Except college and pro."

 

12- George Rogers

When asked about goals for the upcoming season, Rogers said:

"I want to rush for 1,000 yards or 1,500 yards. Whichever comes first."

The View From 10,000 Lakes...Edition 7

Unbelievable

 

Brett Favre is kind of like my cousin. You know which cousin I'm talking about. The one that does something, than does the opposite, and you think 'What?'. They seem to be doing it all for the attention, and you begin to hate it. Yet at the end of the day, you still love them. Every time you see them, you say 'This is the last time', but it continues over and over. So when Brett Favre said he had "the itch to play", was anyone really surprised? When I first heard about it, I was a little taken back, but there wasn't all that much shock. The real shock was when the reports that he could play for the Vikings came out.

As a Vikings fan, naturally I have some strong feelings about the situation. I don't hate Brett Favre, in fact, I don't really mind him as a person. He isn't my one of my favorite players, but I don't want to kill him. That being said, I do hate watching him kill the Vikings over and over again, and I don't like the Packers. So because of this, I can't exactly see him smiling, having fun and throwing his teammates around...in a Vikings uniform. I just don't really know how it would all come together.

That being said, I also think he could help the Vikings. While Tarvaris Jackson is better than people give him credit for, he isn't an All-Pro QB yet. If Favre came, he could help Jackson a lot, and he could also provide many pointers to John David Booty. I know Favre isn't the most fundamentaly sound QB in the world, and he does make lots of mistakes. But the guy is a Super Bowl champion, and is one of the 10 best QB's ever; so he could teach a lot to those two young guys.

So all in all, I guess I would not mind if Brett Favre came to the Vikings. Now, lots of things would have to happen in order for this to come together. However, I think that the Packers need to go with Aaron Rodgers as their QB. Favre won't be able to play forever, and their franchise can't continue to wait around while #4 decides whether he wants to play or not. So if he does come back, I think the Packers should let him go and move on, which is a very likely proposition. If that happens, it would be interesting to see if Favre decided to play for the Vikings. But if he did, I think I'd be alright with it.

A Huge Trade