Can Cuban and the Cubs Reverse the Bartman Curse?
This past saturday I had the good fortune to attend a Cubs game. You don't turn down free box seats to the Cubbies on any day, especially a saturday. After the obligatory pre-game Old Styles outside the park, we found our way to our section and the usher showed us to our seats with a wink. "Congratulations, you've got the Bartman seat," he told me. Congratulations?
Hearing the news that you are sitting in the Bartman seat was surprisingly similar to finding out the girl you are dating is bi-sexual. Stay with me on this:
- Bi-sexual girl - You are initially ecstatic about the potential 3-somes
- Bartman Seat - You are initially ecstatic and text everyone you know about your seat
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