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eaglemaniac on.....Women and Video Games

Women and Video Games, two of my loves in life. If I had to pick one, I'd take a girl who could play videogames, which is something I like in a girl. It "turns me on", but it can also "turn me off". How is that possible you ask? Well here's how.

 

Turn ON:

If a girl knows how to play a video game, but she's only good enough to occasionally beat you. You're good.

If a girl is willing to learn how to play a video game (and if she plays dumb). You have a good girl. However, if she'd rather watch you play. Let her. She'll eventually want to learn.

Ask Dear Tracy...

 

Welcome to the latest edition of Ask Dear Tracy, and this week we have some interesting questions.

 

Anonymous on FanNation writes..

 

Dear Tracy,  What is the best way to dump your girlfriend?

 

There is no easy way to dump someone, it's going to be painful for one of you. The best thing you can do is be honest and say you just want to be friends, your not feeling the romantic thing at all, and that your sorry about it.

 

Anonymous II on FanNation writes..

 

Dear Tracy,   I do alot of things for my  girlfriend that I love doing because it's for her and about her. But sometimes I would like for her to do some things with me that I want to do, and alot of times she doesnt. I love pampering her, but sometimes I like to be appreciated too and I dont always feel that, despite how much I love her. How can I get this point across to her without hurting her feelings or starting an unneccesary argument?

 

Woo thats a good question! And a hard one to answer. You dont need me to tell you that she should want to make you happy, but maybe she doesnt realize how important doing things that you like to do are to you. You should mention to her that you really want to share with her all parts of your life, including things that she hasnt done before, like going to a football game, or..fishing. That it would make you so happy if she did because you have always wanted to do those things with the one you love. She most likely will say, "Awww, thats so sweet!" and do it at least once, but you never know, she may end up actually enjoying whatever it is you share with her.

 

Coolest Mofo Ever writes, 

 

Dear Tracy, I have a best friend who is probably the most popular girl in our grade, but she's becoming a slut. Today I was like, "Jessica, I dont want to be your best friend anymore, your becoming a slut."  Was I to rash, did I make a bad choice? Why do I feel like crap?  

 

Dear Mofo,  You were not to rash, and it is your JOB and DUTY as her best friend to let her know how you feel, especially if other kids are talking about her. You feel like crap because she's your best friend and you feel terrible for having to tell her how you felt. I dont agree however, with you abandoning her as a best friend. A best friend is supposed to be just that, a best friend. You dont abandon a friend when times get tough, you try to help them through it and solve whatever problem comes along. Having said that, as we grow up people change, some good and some bad. It's up to you to decide if Jessica is worth helping, or if it is a lost cause. Good luck, Mofo.

 

Crazychickhater writes..

 

Dear Tracy, What do you do if the chick you like has split personalities, is bi-polar, and cheats alot?

 

Well hater, it's pretty obvious what you do with a chick like that. You introduce her to your worst enemy. 

 

That's all the questions for now, but I would like to take a minute to talk about another Girl Advice columnist, Ghosthunter. Here's a picture of him with his latest converts.

 

How To Deal With Women: Edition 1

Blah. That's pretty much all you hear when your gf talks to you. They always whine. Say they want something. They stop at nothing to get it.

1) Dealing with women can be a pain. They want everything. Here's a hint: just listen to them. If you don't, they will most likely be mad at you, and won't say a word. That's how woman are. They want to be treated like they are perfect, and that's how you have to treat them.

 

This is the first edition out of many. Send me ideas for I can tell you what to do in that typical situation.

A Clear-Up

The only columns that are going to be active, are Ghost's funny one, and Tracy's seriuos one. This group is starting to get unorganized and I just want to get it back on track. Anybody else who posts a column or anything to do like that will lose their blogging rights. You can still give advice throgh blogging, but no columns. Thank you.

 

-Buc

Just Ask Dawgee...

1. Why is Ghost so ugly? - Bucmaster

 That is what you get when you go out with people who throw up on you because they have braces.

2. Why is Tracy so blonde? - GhostHunter

I would assume hair loss programs . . .

3. Why does Buc idolize me? ??? GhostHunter

When a passion from one man becomes so strong for another mkan, that is when you two feel the passion and connect with each other???s hearts.

4. Why is Ghost so fat? ??? Bucmaster

This isn???t about girls dumbass