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Shaq's Basketball Camp

Shaq's Basketball Camp
Welcome to Shaq's basketball camp, the camp for your average every day 8'0 Joe!
First off, we will play a game I like to call LAVA. See, everything outside of the paint is lava. We will practice taking "high percentage shots" like, dunking the ball, and layups (when I don't feel like jumping).
The second day we will all choose a partner. This partner has to be somebody who will never succeed without you. Its called a Kobe. This partner will do one of two things with varying consequences.
  1.  He will pass you the ball, 90% of the time, or you get to call him out in public....exhilerating!
  2. You will leave the team, and he will not win another championship after your departure, which leads you to go to a NYC night club and freestyle (horribly, I might add) about his lack of rings!
 Day number three will consist of another game, this one called mini golf. Here you are, at the free throw line. The point of this game is like the point of playing the 18th hole at a mini golf course. If you make it, you lose the ball, so extend your playing time by missing the basket/hole "purposely". By the time you make a free throw, it will be the fourth and final day.
The final day, we will be accompanied by a filming crew, in which we will all film our own box office "hit" called Kazaam. Sure it was funny for all the wrong reasons, but that is once again my ability shining through to make everyone else seem horrible.

Need To Do List: Texas Rangers

 As of now, 12:17 AM, CDT, the deadline is approaching in 47 hours and 43 minutes. The Rangers are loaded with prospects, and as of lately, the have a lot of premium prospects in the most valued positions coming into the deadline. I believe, this is their to do list.

  •  The Rangers have an abundance of catchers right now. Premium catchers at that. They have Laird signed for the next 2 years and Saltalamacchia for the next five. They also have Max Ramirez and Taylor Teagarden who are sure not to be traded, they are the future.  The Marlins, Reds, Red Sox, Yankees, and Indians would figure to be among the clubs in the market for a catcher. The Rangers have the upperhand in this type of trade with clubs such as the Yankees who are in desperation for a catcher. But of course, in a trade like this, the Rangers need to accept offers including young pitching, and only young pitching.
  •  With Nelson Cruz in AAA, he has hit 37 dingers and is batting near .350, he is a definit trade prospect for the Mets, who are desperate to acquire a corner oufielder, especially one with some upside. In return, Texas must accept none other than a young starter who should be able to join the staff by next year, or year after.
  • Minnesota is still in search of a third baseman, and fresh off of the disabled list, Hank Blalock is expected to switch jerseys. Minnesota has "shown interest".
  • Although Texas is looking to acquire pitching, several team have been considering Eddie Guardado in the setup role. This could be a good trade, swapping a veteran set up man to a this year contender, for a younger set up man or any younger bullpen pitching.
  • Keep Chris Davis, there hasn't been any trade rumors, but there is always some blockbuster trade made at 11:59 on the dot every few years who nobody sees coming. He has hit 10 homeruns in 26 games and is hitting .292, keeping him, would be very smart.

I'm new to fannation and I think I know the basics

  As a new member of fannation, I have not yet voted on any throwdowns, or participated in any yet, but I have been viewing them for several days to get the basics down of throwdowning. Please correct me, as I am still learning.

 Everyone has a certain name the identifies them for the most part, with some minor changes sometimes ocurring without changing the entire name, so everyone is able to identify them.

 A lot of the time, whoever has a better record or is liked more often than his/her opponent gets early votes. Before arguements occur, sometimes during listing.