
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell seems to think that Spygate is over. Here at the 10 Spot, we say NEVER! Really, I can only write so many jokes about Roger Clemens.
Just in case Spygate is indeed nearing a close, though, let's churn through as much material as possible now, much like a going-out-of-business sale. To that end, today's Caption This is a photo of Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) at today's press conference, calling for an independent investigation into the Patriots' taping practices.
Feel free to provide a sample caption in the comments section. I will post some choice cuts this evening.
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Here's an even dozen:
“Senator Specter brandishes a copy of the manuscript for Bill Belichick's new book, If I Taped It.” (Martel)
“I'm tellin ya, Larry Craig’s stance really was this wide.” (Barzhac)
“So he missed the putt by this much, and he starts going whacko on me, throwing his putter, kicking the ball, jumping up and down on the flag. So I say, Mr. Prez, how about we give up golf and start playing cornhole?” (pol sci)
“It seems that no matter where the Patriots go next, they will always be followed by the Specter of Spygate.” (Mark G)
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, look at my giant ears.” (Gilgemesh)
“Lying, cheating, stealing … who does Belichick think he is, a Congressman?” (mleonard)
“This photographer is the only one in the United States that looks up to a member of the Senate.” (Midvalley)
“In my right hand, I hold my approach for dealing with important sports scandals. In my left, I have my proposal for solving the war in Iraq, the economy, and the other trivial things.” (gc -- M. McCready Fanclub)
“We have decided that Belichick's leash should be about this long.” (rock chalk)
“Now watch while I turn this piece of paper into a dove.” (Lisa)
“Why is the room all tilted like this?” (Aimless Wonderer)
“In the interest of putting this behind us, I suggest a group hug. Who's with me?” (Flanders)