FanNation

What is The FanNation?

A Bloggers Creative Process is Revealed:

FN Blogger: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Reader: Gaw darnit, Mr. Blogger, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar massage therapist.

Watch out FanNation. The Mods are on to your scheme!

FN Mod: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're John Q. Public. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your neighbor carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the FanNation profile "Newbie" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

The Mysteries of "The FanNation" are revealed:

FN Vet: I know why you're here, Newbie. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for it. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when it found me, it told me I wasn't really looking for it. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Newbie. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

International Blog of Mystery: Goldblogger

In light of the Eagles lifting their skirts up again versus the Bears this week, I have to put something funny up or I'll go mental....whoops. Too late. LOL Enjoy and feel free to post comments below. Most of these are a *cough* Ripoff *cough* of Austin Powers. Brownie points for which one in the threequel or which other movie I got these from.

Weasel Legal Disclaimer in Fine Print...(no real points awarded once again)

Momma McNabb: Donovan, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?

And Now for Something Completely Different!

 Most of these are a homage to Monty Python. Extra "Brownie Points" (No actual value) for those who can guess where these are from. Enjoy. If you don't know who Monty Python is, Google, Yahoo! Netfilx, and Blockbuster can be of help.

And Now for Something Completely Different:

NEWS FLASH!

This afternoon, shortly after 4 o'clock, comedy struck this little blog in FanNation. Sudden, violent comedy.

First we take on some old business from previous weeks.

 On Campus at Oklahoma State University:

OSU Professor: Well, then, what sort of thing were you looking for?

Coach Gundy: Well, er, really something to make me feel a little less insignificant.

Pearls (Pearcells) of Wisdom from the Tuna

I was watching the Big Tuna, Big Bill Parcells, on MNF last night. He came up with a wonderful little pearl, or a pearcell as I like to call them. He said that, "Reggie Bush is like a satellite. He works best in space." Ah! What a gem of football wisdom and witicism!

It reminded me of the great quotes he would come up with when he was coaching in Dallas. I'd listen to the sound bytes from his press conferences and laugh. He came up with very entertaining topics such as making his knowledge of a players injury status to Sgt. Shultz from "Hogan's Heros"...."I know nothing."

MR. OUTRAGEOUS' Blog: Eagles need to trade McNabb

I decided that on many of my blogs I'm far too conservative and kind. So I'm creating this blog as a way for me to make outrageous claims such as "I invented the question mark" and "Chestnuts are lazy". You know, "the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." I'll work on more of these, as I'm sure that many of you will want to put your two cents in and maybe even throw the virtual tomato or expletive at me. If that's the case then Mr. Outrageous has done his job. Here goes...