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How to Revitalize the Home Run Derby

It has already been noted that many All Star participants elected out of the Home Run Derby.  It is also true that many Home Run leaders and stars did not participate becasue they were not elected to the All Star Team.  The event also has another blip this year when the individual with the most home runs overall, and the one who said a record with 28 shots in the first round, also did not win.  Well MLB, here are some suggestions to cure all of these little issues once and for all.

10 Reasons not to participate in the Home Run Derby

Lunch Time Giggles By 9 ½ Spot **

 - I don't do well against left handed pitchers.

 - I don't do well against right handed pitchers.

 -  Madonna is having some friends over for an early dinner

 -  My golden thong is at the dry cleaners.

 -  My corked bats got lost in Chicago

 -   It is not in my contract and I have no bonus clauses

 -   I can't stand Costas

All Star Home Run Derby - a Yankee Embarassment

Moderators, please leave these naked pictures up; it is ART

Mr Moderator, please leave these naked pictures of teens on the beach in Brazil as they represent art and are not pornographic.  Just images of beautiful young teens enjoying the sun and waves in Rio.

Now, as you are scratching your head and asking what you missed, this has been a test; just a test of the emergency decency system of Fannation.   Quickly leave this site and tell nobody you came here seeking teen pics.

"Modesty died when clothes were born. Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy." M.T.

The Imus Story Part II --The real culprits in this are black

In response to:
Imus tries to explain controversial comment

The radio host Don Imus, fired by CBS last year for referring to the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos," waded into racially treacherous waters again on his new radio program Monday morning, in a brief exchange about a suspended professional football player, Adam Jones. When told by the program's sportscaster, Warner Wolf, that Mr. Jones no longer wished to be called by his nickname, Pacman, so that people might forget his record of multiple arrests, Mr. Imus asked, "What color is he?" "He's African-American," Mr. Wolf responded. "Well, there you go,?" Mr. Imus said. "Now we know." Asked in an e-mail message what he had intended by his remark, Mr. Imus wrote, "I meant he was being picked on because he's black." He added that the veteran black comedian and activist Dick Gregory would be a guest on his show on Tuesday, to discuss the death of George Carlin. "We'll see what he thinks," Mr. Imus wrote. "I mean ... come on!"