Satire Central: Onions, Pickles, and Other Delights

Thanks, Cpt. Obvious.
Cardsox 01/02/08
Yikes, this group is DEAD.
Here's my attempt at satire:
Christian Thoma 08/27/07
Umm we're looking for sports articles Eagle. Not skulls committing heinous acts or kids opening a Gap...
DJTG_2010 08/24/07
new satire blog idea
will be coming out in a couple days. "pac man jones to try out figure skating"
RHATER is Gone. 08/11/07
hey that pic is from the barry haters group, but idk
RHATER is Gone. 08/11/07
Barry Bonds is left handed, why is he throwing darts right-handed?
I thought Bonds was left-handed...
I love the new picture.
G.O.A.T. 08/08/07
I'll work on getting a new icon.
DJTG_2010 08/06/07
Yeah the icon is a picture from the Onion from the article "NBA to make new Rashard Wallace Call" or something like that.
RHATER is Gone. 08/06/07
I don't understand the group icon. Someone wanna explain it to me or somethin?
Cardsox 08/06/07
It's under Poll #3 Articles.
DJTG_2010 08/05/07
Where's the link for the articles up for vote?
Big Ben68 08/05/07
As a Pirates fan, I had to vote for that article of satire. Completely comical!
G.O.A.T. 08/05/07
Nation to Cease Making Fun of ESPN Out of Pity

Haha that's hilarious. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to shamelessly plug my own group, "We Hate ESPN". Goes along well with that article I just gave...Join.
Cardsox 08/05/07
Wow Eagle. Wow.
DJTG_2010 08/04/07
Check out my blog, I think it might be a good one for the Satire Central.
Big Ben68 08/03/07
The Barry story was unremittingly cynical--loved it. Also loved Harrington's piece. But the Warning Signs had me laughing out loud. Thanks for making my day!
upstatebosoxbabe 08/03/07
Barry Bonds, feel good story of the year?
DJTG_2010 07/28/07
No clue Coletrain. lol.
DJTG_2010 07/28/07
Why did it take me so long to join this group?
Coletrain 07/28/07
Here's my new blog post ranking the best fan groups on FanNation.
G.O.A.T. 07/28/07
I was talking to Eagles Fan in St. Louis and he got the fantastic idea that we can write our own satire. I totally agree with it, so if you have any good works, tell me and I'll let you post on the blog.
DJTG_2010 07/27/07
I've added TWO new websites to our list of satirical websites...check them out everybody...
Big Ben68 07/27/07
Check out my throwdown about the worst gambling scandal in sports history.
G.O.A.T. 07/26/07
I would read them all the time at school...then they blocked it.
DJTG_2010 07/25/07
I know. I also like the "In the Know"
RHATER is Gone. 07/25/07
lol all the videos are hilarious: "Stab Wounds are Harmful to Monkeys."
DJTG_2010 07/25/07
here's The URL:
RHATER is Gone. 07/25/07
Watch this news report from the Onion News Network
RHATER is Gone. 07/25/07
1:30 EST.
DJTG_2010 07/24/07
Yep. Just get them up by Wednesday.
DJTG_2010 07/23/07
OK, will you include the ones that we put up there too?
RHATER is Gone. 07/23/07
Every Wednesday I'll find five or six more articles and post them on the message board and then make a poll like this one.
DJTG_2010 07/23/07
Awesome!!! Now we can see all our satirical material (little rhyme there) and find new ones!! Page 2 is a good one (especially TMQ).
Big Ben68 07/23/07
Thanks Ben.
DJTG_2010 07/21/07
You should make a topic for all the different websites we use. Then members can add websites they find.
Big Ben68 07/21/07
Hey, cool idea for a group, I love it!
Fungushnitzel 07/20/07
haha. The Eli Manning one is freaking hilarious.
G.O.A.T. 07/20/07
Ok, I'm changing this to sports satire.
DJTG_2010 07/20/07
RHATER is Gone. 07/20/07
"Then it's off the my MENSA meeting."


What'd you say I change this to sports satire instead of just The Onion?
DJTG_2010 07/20/07
Great points Cardsox.
DJTG_2010 07/19/07
Personally, I'm a bigger fan of sportspickle, even though The Onion has a much larger collection of articles ranging from all different topics. Then again, it also has tons of different writers, whereas sportspickle only has one.
Cardsox 07/19/07
Yeah I read that stuff. It was funny, but I just didn't like it as much. The Onion is just parody to the max, like the Eli Manning article.
DJTG_2010 07/19/07
I love the Onion. is another good sports satire site. It's written by DJ Gallo, a guy who contributes to's Page 2
Cardsox 07/19/07
Haha that's basically the same thing. Read some of the other Onion news stuff. Some of it is effin hilarious.
DJTG_2010 07/19/07
I guess this isn't going to work.
DJTG_2010 07/19/07
A parody newspaper.
DJTG_2010 07/19/07
no seriously, what is the onion

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