Zippy the Elf Fan Club

I really miss Zippy. Come back, please.
Zippy is gone....
DJTG_2010 10/30/07
I am....OUT of this group!
Cardsox 09/16/07
SPELL RESURRECTED RIGHT!!!!!!
HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!

HE HAS BEEN RUSSERECTED LIKE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!
RHATER is Gone. 08/23/07
ZIPPY'S BACK!
Big Ben68 08/20/07
chrono, let go of Zippy. He's not coming back.
Cardsox 08/11/07
NEVER!!!

Zippy WILL return!!! You'll see! You'll all see!!!
This place is DEAD!
Coletrain 08/11/07
Quiet, you.
this group sucks
VOTE FOR DAVIDSTERNBLOWS IN HIS LATEST THROWDOWN ABOUT SOCCER. HE IS TAKING UP THE MANTEL OF ZIPPY.
LoS-I Am Torgo 08/03/07
ZIPPY!!!

WHERE ARE YOU?????
zippy-save us all... nice to b apart of the zippy nation....
IRISH-DOC 07/20/07
i'm leaving zippy is only on like once every 2 weeks
RHATER is Gone. 07/18/07
Well he was, until he magically decided to show up about a day ago. You never know with Zippy...
Cardsox 07/18/07
Dude, he's not gone forever, what is your problem?
LoS-I Am Torgo 07/17/07
Shut up Zippy. You're gone forever. Didn't you see the last 5 posts on here? Way to make me look wrong, you insensitive prick.
Cardsox 07/17/07
ZIPPY NEEDS A LOT OF HELP IN HIS THROWDOWNS!!! VOTE FOR HIM!!!
LoS-I Am Torgo 07/16/07
Sorry chrono. You can start a new group idolizing Barney!!!!!! if you want.
Cardsox 07/15/07
Nnnnoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
I think Zippy's gone for good, you guys. It's time to finally close the book on the Zippy Era.
Cardsox 07/11/07
where did zippy go. it's been like a week
RHATER is Gone. 07/10/07
ZIPPY.
CHEATERS EXPOSED PLEASE READ

http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/30014

OYE!
Super-Levi 07/02/07
You need to add both to ther poll. lol.
DJTG_2010 06/30/07
actully i did jessica alba
crzyboutsports22 06/30/07
He claims he did Jessica Alba, so I'd say he's pretty manly.
LoS-I Am Torgo 06/29/07
Zippy's definitely not a queeer. He talked about liking girls at the smoke party, didn't he?
When's the smoke night?
ya smoke night
crzyboutsports22 06/26/07
Nice.
hey there is a zippy wannabe huskerblood he sucks bad
danny30 06/19/07
http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/21451

Somebody's dissing the Zip.
Hi guys, just so you know for a few weeks this summer I will be away and will not have access to a computer. I'm going to my beach house on LBI. And where the hell is zippy?
I think Zippy is losing his appeal.
DJTG_2010 06/16/07
When can we have another special event? like smoke w/zippy
Yankees4Ever 06/15/07
HEY GUYS, I THINK I FOUND A GUY CHEATING TRYING TO GIVE ADAMLEE HIS FIRST LOSS, PLEASE GO VOTE FOR ADAM. THIS GUY WENT UP BY TWENTY SOME VOTES WITH ABOUT TWO HOURS REMAINING. HERE'S THE LINK:

http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/14864

CHECK IT OUT QUICKLY.
Big Ben68 06/14/07
Hey, do you guys mind voting for me or at least checking out my Byron Leftwich throwdown. My opponent has continually screwed up statistics even after I corrected him and he is still winning by one point. There is about 18 hours left of voting and your help would be much appreciated. Here is the link:

http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/15166

Again, thank you for helping me out.
Big Ben68 06/13/07
WHY ARE PPL F******* WITH THE THROWDOWNS!?
Pennsforest07 06/13/07
hey eagal hater that same **** happend agians me with this guy bio first i was up by 2 he came back with three quitck votes then i was up by 3 with like 2 hours left and he came back and beat me by two he had to cheat
danny30 06/13/07
I bet you do.
Big Ben68 06/12/07
I need a joint.
Coletrain 06/12/07
WHAT HAPPENS TO OURS THROWDOWNS!! WHAT DID EVERY1s SAY? I JUST LOGGEDD ON AND SAWED IT TWAS DELERTED
Raiders4life 06/12/07
BULLSH*T!!!
Big Ben68 06/11/07
ACTUALLY IM NOT ZIPPYS I AM SOME1 ELSE
Raiders4life 06/11/07
Well, of course it's not his actual dad. It's either Zippy or some other random person.
It is probably Zippy with another account. Think about it, a father would be more intellignet than that...or maybe not...
Big Ben68 06/11/07
I HAVEA JUST RETURNEDE FROMM TRAINING SEA WALRUSESS TO SING LULLABYES IN DAKORTA NEW YORK

IT IS GREAT TO BE HOME
Raiders4life 06/10/07
Well, do some bicep curls as you smoke with Zippy...LOL...
Big Ben68 06/10/07
Agree with me on what? You guys make complete fools of yourselves? Or that fact that you could eat while smoking?
Big Ben68 06/10/07
Haha I think I'm actually with Big Ben on this one lol...
Cardsox 06/10/07
Great...missing one of Zippy's make up nights to eat...when you could have been eating while smoking yo' sh*t with Zip. And no, I don't smoke...whether fake or real. Plus, I'd rather just watch from a distance...as you guys make fools of yourselves...LOL.
Big Ben68 06/10/07
ZIPPY in 08
Pennsforest07 06/10/07
...I'm here...whoo...
Cardsox 06/10/07
IM HERE!!! WHOO!!!!!!!

Oh wait. You're all gone. Crap! Why'd I have to eat dinner right at 7:00? (central time)
I'm gonna leave now, Zippy. This is too boring. No one is here.
Coletrain 06/10/07
I VOTED FOR YOU ZIPPY!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/10/07
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/10/07
WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE?!?!?!
Coletrain 06/10/07
ZIPPY, YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/10/07
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BROUGT MORE GLUE AND I HAVE AL ROKER GETTING HIGH WITH ME!!!!!!!!
HE HAS FINALLY STOPPED STABING ME!!!!!
Coletrain 06/10/07
We should be starting. Where is Zippy?
Coletrain 06/10/07
last night, i got all stoned up, and crashed at five till!
hook'em_10 06/10/07
ZIPPY SMOKE NIGHT #2!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/10/07
Big Ben, you should just join our group. You're more active in this fan group than most of the members.
I know, Big Ben. We all got pretty crazy.
Those were the most f*cked up things I have ever read in my life...I...am...scarred...
Big Ben68 06/09/07
All right, see ya guys. That was fun.
i'm going too. see ya.
Coletrain 06/09/07
Okay, i'll try to remember.
never mind...
WAIT!!!! YOU HAD WITE OUT AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???????? i WANTED SOME!!!!!
Oh crap...........
Coletrain 06/09/07
Everybody's gonna read this.
I JUST KILLED SOMEONE!!!!!!
OOPPSS................
Coletrain 06/09/07
As am I.
IM SORRY!!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I did stick some up there!! Oh, crap!!!!!!
WHAAAA?!?!?!?!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I think we should call it Zmoke with Zippy.
Best Zmoke with Zippy night EVER.
Whoaaaaaaa.... me no f e e l so good...
I'm starting to get back to normal. I'm gonna go talk some sports again. That was fun. And by the way, I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
IT WAS STILL GOOD THOUGH!!!!!!!!
WHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT???????????????????????????????????????????????????
I THOUGHT IT WAS STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
WHAT IS IT?????
I DON'T THK EITHIER!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I DONT THINK ITS ACTUALLY A MILK CARTON!!!!!1
WHAT IS THIS MILK CARTON OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
WHAAA???
I AM HIS****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
NO!!!!! I AM THE WORTHY ONE!!!!!!!!!
SAVE SOME FOR ME, MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I'M CONFUSED!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
ALL FOR CHRONO!!!!!!!
NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP TAKING ALL OF IT, CHRONO!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
MOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Delightful.
awesome. uuummmmmm
thats the good stuff.
Coletrain 06/09/07
I **** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU HATE WHO?!?!
Coletrain 06/09/07
YUR STOOPUD AND I HATE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
UHHHHH............
Coletrain 06/09/07
F E C E S MEANING P O O P
I WILL SHOVE YOUR **** DOWN YOUR THROAT!
I WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME THE FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!
MASTER..........
Coletrain 06/09/07
****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
COMPOST HEAP!!!! THATS QUITE DIRTY AS WELL!!!!!!
I WILL MAKE YOU MY TOLIET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
MUD! THAT'S DIRTY!!!!!!
I WILL STICK YOUR FACVE IN MY VIGINA!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY PASTA OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!
UUUHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I SAID I W I N!!!!!!
WHA? i SAID ****
****!!!! GIME DA FUDGE!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
ERRRRRRRRR!!!!! WHEW!
UUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
O RIGHT THE FUDGE!!!!
YESH!!!!!!!!! UNO MAS!!!!!!
I MUST CRAM THAT FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
MUST... GET... THAT... FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
PLEASE EAGLE LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I MEAN FUDGE!
GIMME DA FUJ!
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
BRING IT ON, TOBY!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
NOOOOOOOOOO.
FINE! UFC STYLE!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I NEEEEEEEEEEED THAT CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL FIGHT YOU!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
NO!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
NO ME!
GIMME THE CUP!
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I JUST SAW AROD WITH A MYSTERIOUS BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!

ILL ALERT THE NEW YORK POST!!!!!
AL ROKER JUST STABED ME IN THE HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
GANDALF! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.


WHOA.
BUTT F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
FRODO! GET OFF MY LEG!
I'M MAKING OUT WITH JIM MORRISON'S GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
WHY WON'T YOU HOBBITS LEAVE ME ALONE??
OR IS IT A TRUMPET? i DONT KNOW!!!
I'M LISTENING TO PINK FLOYD ANIMALS IN FAST MOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
GO TO THE SAXOPHONE SOLO!!!
CRAP!! I GOTTA BATTLE COUNT DOOKU NOW???
TORII HUNTER? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
Coletrain 06/09/07
LORD VOLDEMORT?!?!?
MR JACKSON STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
WHO THREW A PIANO AT ME?!?!?!?!
WAS IT YOU, NASFURATO?
Coletrain 06/09/07
WHOA! WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON RIGHT NEXT TO ME?!?!?
GUITAR SOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA

MAMMA MIA LET HIM GO

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL SET ASIDE FOR ME... FOR ME... FOR MEEE!!!
LET HIM GO!

BIS-MILL-AH, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

LET HIM GO!

WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO!

LET HIM GO!

WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

MAGNIFICOOOO!!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
ELVIS JUST RAPED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I AM SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR FAMILY, MISTER BURGER KING GUY.
Coletrain 06/09/07
EASY COME EASY GO WILL YOU LET ME GO?

BIS-MILL-AH, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
I'VE BEEN PSYCOGELISISZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
IM JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME.



HES JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY. SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
QUEEN WHERE?
Coletrain 06/09/07
I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
It's gonna be a KRAZY nite tonite.
I'm lying in the middle of an airplane runway smokin 6 joints simulateously, inhaling helium, and yodeling the lyrics to Bohemian Rhadsody. WHOA.
I HEAR A FLYING STAPLER CURSING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
WHY AM I STUCK IN A BEAR TRAP?!?!?!?!?!
HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!
Coletrain 06/09/07
AT LEAST YOU CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
IT'S ONE CRAZY TRIP!!!!!!
AND I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
Whoa.
I'm sitting in my shed, inhaling glue and listening to Pink Floyd backwards. I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
Sight is overrated, anyway.
SO WORTH IT!!!!!!!
I THINK I'M BLIND!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
Good show people! I didn't know we having a smoke night tonight. I better get high fast!
Cardsox 06/09/07
... But it was worth it, right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
All righty, then....
That's the spirit!
I'M GONNA TRY IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
Yeah! Paint your eyes with the glue, Colt Rain!
I PAINT MY EYES ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
I got some paint. You fly away in this stuff.
Coletrain 06/09/07
They aren't psychedelic...
I brought mushrooms, but they're portabello. Guess I'll just eat 'em.
Thats the good stuff.
Coletrain 06/09/07
I got some glue to sniff.
Coletrain 06/09/07
I'm speechless. You changed my life.
Coletrain 06/09/07
I would have done the exact same thing.
?
Coletrain 06/09/07
ZIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coletrain 06/09/07
Oh. There he is.
I dunno. Zippy was just here, wasn't he?
What are we doing?
Coletrain 06/09/07
I'm here.
Anyone here?
Coletrain 06/09/07
NOOOOO, we've lost Coletrain!!!
Big Ben68 06/09/07
Zippy crushed my spirit.
Coletrain 06/08/07
im here lets smoke
danny30 06/08/07
Eagle Hater made it clear that it was on Thursday at 8:30 eastern time. Ziipy should have known.
I think we need to lay off Zippy. It could happen to anyone, even Zippy.
Cardsox 06/07/07
Dude, you're a f*cking liar. How do you mix up Monday and f*cking Thursday? Especially since today was obviously such an important date...you are fraud!!! Take thy punishment like a man.
Big Ben68 06/07/07
**** probing, that's what should happen.
LoS-I Am Torgo 06/07/07
Get Ganondorf to pound on him.
LoS-I Am Torgo 06/07/07
I say we have Martha Stewart kill him. He hates her.
A darn shame this is.
Cardsox 06/07/07
I think I'm outta here. It's been an hour.
I came through the fan group link in Eagle Hater's profile. I have posted in here twice. Either that or I am a figment of your imagination brought on by all the kush you've engulfed...I don't know...
Big Ben68 06/07/07
Whoa! Where'd you come from, Big Ben?
What do you expect from a f*cked up, trippy a*s elf named Zippy!?!?!
Big Ben68 06/07/07
I think Smoke with Zippy Night may officially be a failure, considering we need Zippy in order to smoke with Zippy.
You really let us down this time, Zip.
Yeah guys I'm leaving too. I don't think Zippys coming.
All right, see ya.
Take it easy on that glue, Coletrain.
I'm leaving.
Coletrain 06/07/07
UUUUHHHHHH?!?!?!?!
Coletrain 06/07/07
The message board won't seem to let me post anything...
Can't believe it's already Smoke with zippy night. I'll bring shrooms.
Yankees4Ever 06/07/07
I'm gonna bring some glue to sniff tonight.
Coletrain 06/07/07
Yeah Coletrain, this group is getting BIG. I didn't know there were so many zippy lovers.
Yankees4Ever 06/07/07
Holy cr*p, we got alot of people now.
Coletrain 06/07/07
Wow it bleeped out f*iry (fa*ry).
Big Ben68 06/06/07
How can you say everyone loves him when it is untrue? Especially since many people have complained about him and others have even started a group against him. Also, I read in the Locker Talk section that someone didn't know what the group picture was. It is Link from Four Swords/Phantom Hourglass/Wind Waker/a couple of other games. And that 'silver insect' is **** and he is holding a map.
Big Ben68 06/05/07
Hahaha Zippy got into a group that wants him out.
DJTG_2010 06/05/07
Don't worry zippy, I'll be there.
WOW! Weekly. That's even more amazing.
DJTG_2010 06/04/07
Ah Zippy, I won't be able to make it Thursday. I'm hitting up a show in Philly. I am so sorry. Can we make this a monthly occurance?
DJTG_2010 06/04/07
holy crap, when i join a new group i like to guess the password for fun, and i actually got it RIGHT on the first try! sweet.
If you guys are bored or something, I have a new throwdown you (and zippy) might want to check out: http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/12801
Yankees4Ever 06/02/07
awesome. zippy better be there, well i will.
Yankees4Ever 05/31/07
Awesome. Can't wait.
Coletrain 05/31/07
stupid small **** font...cant see typos
syndrome 05/31/07
Itll probabnly change cause someone will forget.....but as of now im all for it
syndrome 05/31/07
buy,excuse me......
syndrome 05/30/07
Sweet,Ill but that....
syndrome 05/30/07
He is Links crazy lost son!!!!!!!!!
Or his lost daughter!
Coletrain 05/30/07
ZIPPY!!! BLAZE IT UP!!!! He kinda looks like Link...
syndrome 05/30/07
What's that little pic at the top of the page supposed to be? Zippy the Elf chasing some sort of silvery insect? Well, it's still pretty awesome.
Zippy 4ever!
Coletrain 05/29/07
I HEART ZIPPY!
Yankees4Ever 05/29/07
I <3 Zippy yo.
DJTG_2010 05/29/07
we gotta get zippy.
Coletrain 05/29/07
Should we allow Zippy himself to join? Or would that ruin the purpose?
hey! whats up?
Coletrain 05/29/07

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