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SAW VARSITYS HORNS OFF!

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An A&M student and an UT student have a head-on collision. Miraculously, neither is hurt. They climb out of their respective vehicles, survey the devastation of the Chevy 4x4 and the VW Bug (you can readily guess to whom each vehicle belongs) and trade information. Upon hearing the other driver is an UT student, the Aggie says, "I believe this wreck is signifying that we need to put aside our differences and become friends It could signal a renewed respect for each institution by countless future generations of students." The UT student agrees,…
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A first grade teacher in Austin, Tx, explains to her class that she is a Longhorn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Longhorn fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl... The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, " Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Longhorn fan " she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked "Well, if you are not a Longhorn fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Aggie fan," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.…
How many Texas Tech students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?All of them: One to screw it in and the rest of the student body to try desperately to establish a rivalry with the other Big XII schools in lightbulb screwing
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Saw 'em Off...Way to go McGee and Goodson
MetalliRaider 11/24/07
Tyrell Gatewood and Ben Wells are the fifth and sixth Texas players to have brushes with the law in the past four months. The others:

June 1: DE Henry Melton is charged with driving while intoxicated.

June 9: S Robert Joseph is charged with two misdemeanor counts of burglary of a vehicle.

July 28: Joseph is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon in connection with a break-in on July 27.

July 28: LB Sergio Kindle of Woodrow Wilson is charged with driving while intoxicated.

Aug. 2: DT Andre Jones is charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon in the same July 27 incident in which Joseph was charged.
The12thMan 09/14/07
A Texas A&M graduate took his son to A&M to see if he would be accepted. They measured his IQ, and it was too high (180). They told the father, "We only accept students with a maximum of 100 IQ. Luckily we have invented a machine that lowers IQ". The father said, "Let's get him qualified". The A&m scientists hooked the son up to the machine and slowly his IQ lowered. 170....160....150 when the machine went wild. Before anyone thought to pull the plug, his IQ was at -210, and he went into a coma.
Several weeks later in the hospital, the son started to show signs of stirring. The media gathered around his bed to see what the stupidest person in history had to say. The son woke up, and the first words out of his mouth were "Hook 'em Horns".
BoomerSooner#1 09/13/07
An UT grad was swirling from left to right on the road in his car. He was doing this for five minutes. Finally a cop pulls over and asks him, "Sir, why are you swirling from left to right?" The UT grad replies, "Well officer I was driving along when I saw a tree. I had to move left until I saw another tree. Practically everywhere I went, I saw a tree and I had to keep turning." Then the cop said, "Sir, that's your air freshener."
BoomerSooner#1 09/13/07

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