Satire Central: Onions, Pickles, and Other Delights

Bb

Lost in the serious sports world? Come have some laughs with great sports satire!

  • 28 Members
  • Established 07/19/07
  • Group Tags: The Onion, parody, sports, MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA, NCAA, satire, SportsPickle, TheBrushBack

Satirical Satire

Subscribe to RSS feed

Your Weekly Satire: 6/19.08

Views
289
Comments
1
Yeah, what now fools?  Satire Central is BACK.  You can't hold us down.  What fools?  Oh, excuse me, anyway, I have some great satire for all you to read out there, but I must warn you, it contains some pretty violent language, so mommy, put the kids to bed.Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In MediaMan Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His CourageCuban Refugee Yuniesky Betancourt Prefers Castro To M's Manager John McLarenA-Rod: 'Pete Rose Sent Me Sexually Inappropriate Text Messages'Mike Lowell Second In All-Star Voting But Leads In…

> Read Entire Post   > Comment

Pacman Jones Finds New Way to Stay Busy

Views
1376
Comments
13
After a few weeks of wrestling, and then becoming a rapper, Adam "Pacman" Jones has announced he will be doing figure skating for the remainder of his season long suspension from the NFL. Jones, who had been suspended by commisioner Roger Goodell earlier this season for multiple assaults, said on and interview on ESPN, "I think this can really keep me in shape during the season, and improve my balance and agility. Nobody really knew that I once skated in an ice rink when I was seven and trucked over two people and had them permanently paralyzed, but now I can finally show my…

> Read Entire Post   > Comment

Late September Rolling Upon Us...

Views
5187
Comments
9
When was the last time the Yankees didnt make the playoffs? When was the last time they didnt win the AL East? Hi I'm Wolf Blitzer for the Situation Room. Today's story..."I have no frickin clue when the Yankees didnt make the playoffs" said Terry Francona."I dont know. You know? Really? When was it last?" said Joe Torre."Damn, I really dont know when was the last time the Yanks didnt win the AL East" said Theo Epstein.Really, when was the last time the New York Yankees didnt make the playoffs? Well, it goes back as far 1982-1994. Those years, for some…

> Read Entire Post   > Comment

View All Posts

Group Message Board

> All Topics    > Post New Topic

Locker Talk

Subscribe to Locker Talk RSS feed
Thanks, Cpt. Obvious.
Cardsox 01/02/08
Yikes, this group is DEAD.
Mac is the Demon of the Fall 11/06/07
Here's my attempt at satire:
http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/54356
Christian Thoma 08/27/07
Umm we're looking for sports articles Eagle. Not skulls committing heinous acts or kids opening a Gap...
DJTG_2010 08/24/07
new satire blog idea
will be coming out in a couple days. "pac man jones to try out figure skating"
RHATER is Gone. 08/11/07
hey that pic is from the barry haters group, but idk
RHATER is Gone. 08/11/07
Barry Bonds is left handed, why is he throwing darts right-handed?
DetroitFan* BS: Next Year... 08/10/07

Most Recent Members

User Joined
Tennisnutuk about 1 year ago
Undefeated: is Go Vols about 1 year ago
SportsWiz5993 about 1 year ago
bs about 1 year ago
Shawn and Nastia are Burning over 2 years ago
Co over 2 years ago
Downey over 2 years ago
eaglemaniac814 BS and SSSC over 2 years ago
erwin: Bye, ****. over 2 years ago
*cow tipping is fun* over 2 years ago
All Satire Central: Onions, Pickles, and Other Delights Members

The Si.com Cover Hub Go to the Cover Hub

Stub Hub

The 2009 schedule has been released. Search for tickets!

Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    Bills owner wanted Gruden
    Views
    51110
    Comments
    381
  2. 2
    Raiders players happy with new QB
    Views
    9649
    Comments
    85
  3. 3
    Why Knicks passed on Iverson
    Views
    21970
    Comments
    84
  4. 4
    Yankees keeping eye on Halladay
    Views
    42715
    Comments
    81
  5. 5
    Seahawks interested in Holmgren?
    Views
    8747
    Comments
    54

Message Boards

  1. NCAAF > General NCAAF

    Are college football coaches…
    Views
    365
    Replies
    52

  2. NCAAF > General NCAAF

    2009's most disappointing team
    Views
    286
    Replies
    20

  3. NCAAF > General NCAAF

    CFB Game Day 11/21/2009
    Views
    281
    Replies
    141

Blogs

SI.com

Swimsuit

Esti GinzbergEsti Ginzberg
Shanon LershShanon Lersh

SI Photos

Did You See That?Did You See That?
College Football Top 25 ReviewCollege Football Top 25 Review

SI Writers

Top Stories

SI Vault

11.05.90 Issue View This Issue Read All Articles
06.17.68 Issue View This Issue Read All Articles