Satire Central: Onions, Pickles, and Other Delights
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- 05:28 PM ET 06.19
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Yeah, what now fools? Satire Central is BACK. You can't hold us down. What fools? Oh, excuse me, anyway, I have some great satire for all you to read out there, but I must warn you, it contains some pretty violent language, so mommy, put the kids to bed.Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In MediaMan Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His CourageCuban Refugee Yuniesky Betancourt Prefers Castro To M's Manager John McLarenA-Rod: 'Pete Rose Sent Me Sexually Inappropriate Text Messages'Mike Lowell Second In All-Star Voting But Leads In…
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After a few weeks of wrestling, and then becoming a rapper, Adam "Pacman" Jones has announced he will be doing figure skating for the remainder of his season long suspension from the NFL. Jones, who had been suspended by commisioner Roger Goodell earlier this season for multiple assaults, said on and interview on ESPN, "I think this can really keep me in shape during the season, and improve my balance and agility. Nobody really knew that I once skated in an ice rink when I was seven and trucked over two people and had them permanently paralyzed, but now I can finally show my…
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When was the last time the Yankees didnt make the playoffs? When was the last time they didnt win the AL East? Hi I'm Wolf Blitzer for the Situation Room. Today's story..."I have no frickin clue when the Yankees didnt make the playoffs" said Terry Francona."I dont know. You know? Really? When was it last?" said Joe Torre."Damn, I really dont know when was the last time the Yanks didnt win the AL East" said Theo Epstein.Really, when was the last time the New York Yankees didnt make the playoffs? Well, it goes back as far 1982-1994. Those years, for some…
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