The Slowey McChoke Fan Club!

Fatguy

Slowey McChoke is the best TDer on this website. He is so good that he is invisible and you barely see him make his move. He is 1000-0-1. David is just angry because he can never beat him. Also, Slowey can play EVERY position in baseball. Especially bench-warmer and the hot dog vendor. Well, Welcome!

  • 17 Members
  • Established 06/21/08
  • Group Tags: Slowey, McChoke, Is, The, Best, TDer, And, Baseball, PLayer, Ever
Slowey McChoke has a foundation... His foundation is the DFE.Donuts For Everyone is the name of the foundation that he currently supports. He wishes that you all donate money to his foundation so the Krispy Kreme Donuts and Dunkin' Donuts restaurant chains or whatever you want to call them live on with very much success so his blubber can grow and be used even more to his advantage in the future. He figured if people were having foundations for other things like children then he figured he should do something well for the community himself. The DFE is an organization that was created,…
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Football Season is upon us... Slowey McChoke has just eroded from being the greatest baseball prodigy of all time out of anyone everyone has ever seen. He was so amazing that they might just have to form a new NFL Team for him. (Yes, because of his size he takes up the space of 5 Offensive Linemen. However, he will not be playing on the offensive line. He will be playing at QB. He will likely be the most versatile QB to ever play the game. Just look at this beast:He will run you over with his stubby legs like a he saw a man holding up a sign that said "Free Donuts". It is…
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We have just been informed that Slowey McChoke has just shattered the Homerun Record by getting 1,097 in the regular season to this point. He is doing phenominal. His On Base Percentage is still way off the charts at a .999 in which nobody will ever be able to touch. However, there is more news that has happened. Slowey McChoke has finished his Starting Pitching Position with a 150-0 Record, an ERA of .000000000000000000000001 and 1,000,000,000,000,000 strike-outs, the beast is impossible to stop. Now, Slowey McChoke has gained a new position on the defensive end of the baseball diamond.…
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Anybody know where this guy is?
spuds mck 08/12/08
Is this group gonna do anything?
Put'em back in the lead (middle McChoke).
Cheezhead 06/24/08
What the---? Well, at first I thought this group was stupid but if it's all active members I guess it can't be that bad. But what's the point of this?
Cheezhead 06/24/08
You can make another pose, Porkins.
What do I get to do in this sucky group of sucks?
Porkins. 06/22/08
In the poll, the middle Slowey is winning!

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