Girl Advice: Group Message Board

Get Advice.

Viewing Thread: 9 Words you don't want to hear

Saturday May 03, 11:52 AM
Not mine - So I won't blog this - but here's a contribution

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome"... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F___ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Remember the terminology!

Saturday May 03, 09:40 PM
Great advice, Thug. It's like code. Once you know it, everything will be alot easier.

Sunday May 04, 02:50 AM
How about...if she doesn't say it with a genuine smile, there's something wrong. If she's not smiling at all, there's something wrong. If she looks like she's smiling genuinely, there's something wrong.

Sunday May 04, 02:29 PM
Thanks, Thug

Monday May 05, 01:49 PM
Wow Thug, my girl has used all 9 on me at soem point, lol

Tuesday May 06, 04:48 PM
9 words:

I'm fat ugly depressed lazy unemployed alleged rapist, ladies?

Tuesday May 06, 05:34 PM
*runs and hides*

Friday May 09, 07:51 PM
This really helped me can u do 9 things u want to hear it would be very helpful

Saturday May 10, 09:08 PM
Good idea.My girlfriend says whatever a lot,uh-oh.

You must be a group member of Girl Advice to post to the message board.