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July 23, 2009, 06:46 PM
Welcome to Swamp Psychiatric Services - I am your counselor and your guide, GatorSwamp. Feel free to stop by for advice any time. I may not always be in, but I will get to you when I can.

Disclaimer: I am not a real psychiatrist, and I make no claim to giving actual GOOD advice; in fact, my advice may prove detrimental to your physical or mental health, so you should rarely (if ever) take it. This is not a licensed establishment nor may I issue actual prescriptions. By asking me a question, you indemnify me of any and all responsibility/liability for any negative consequences resulting from my response. Use this thread with caution, and ignore anything said. Typically this is a first-come-first-served facility, but I have no obligation to reply to any specific question. Etc.
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July 5, 2010  10:56 PM ET

Megan Fox is nasty.

July 6, 2010  06:24 AM ET

Ms. Fox is a classy, classy lady and I will not stand for such blasphemy...

August 9, 2010  07:33 PM ET

APB for Dr. Swamp bump.

October 11, 2010  10:31 AM ET
QUOTE(#3482):

APB for Dr. Swamp bump.

Considering the recent troubles of his fav team, he's probably out finding somebody else's psych couch to lie on and babble about his (their) troubles.

August 13, 2012  06:46 PM ET
QUOTE(#3482):

APB for Dr. Swamp bump.

I have seen myself, and I am me! And now I will see you FNers as well.

August 13, 2012  06:50 PM ET
QUOTE(#3484):

Considering the recent troubles of his fav team, he's probably out finding somebody else's psych couch to lie on and babble about his (their) troubles.

Psh! We only fell because I went into hibernation in July 2010. In the meantime, the Gator Nation suffered my loss. But I have risen, and so shall the Orange & Blue rise from the murky waters of The Swamp - beware all, I have returned!

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August 13, 2012  08:18 PM ET

SwampMaster...I really need help.
Can you lemme know the this week's PowerBall numbers in advance?

August 13, 2012  08:30 PM ET
QUOTE(#11):

SwampMaster...I really need help.Can you lemme know the this week's PowerBall numbers in advance?

You know, Joe, the PowerBall's no way to go. Invest your dough and watch it grow!

August 14, 2012  08:28 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Psh! We only fell because I went into hibernation in July 2010. In the meantime, the Gator Nation suffered my loss. But I have risen, and so shall the Orange & Blue rise from the murky waters of The Swamp - beware all, I have returned!

Welcome back!

August 14, 2012  01:36 PM ET

A round on the house at the Haus to celebrate Swampy's couch business renewal.

Just in time for this year's season to start, and get the Gators off on the right claw -- errr, foot. I just read where Gators' QB Driskell has broken his scapula in his non-throwing shoulder. Guessing the QB race is now over.

It's likely many of the Gator fans in the area will need psych help, so glad you are here.

August 14, 2012  01:38 PM ET
QUOTE(#9):

Why, yes. Yes, my dear. That would be as lovely as you!

Uhh, a word for you, Herr Doctor...


The mods are on a rampage against skimpily clad female pics, so watch yourself. Unhappy consequences abound.

August 14, 2012  01:56 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Uhh, a word for you, Herr Doctor...The mods are on a rampage against skimpily clad female pics, so watch yourself. Unhappy consequences abound.

Good advice, GR. Are you with us, doctor?

August 14, 2012  02:50 PM ET
QUOTE(#9):

Why, yes. Yes, my dear. That would be as lovely as you!

Haven't changed a bit I see, that is one nice picture Swampy.

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