NFL  > Philadelphia Eagles  > PHILLY + VICK = BAD NEWS
August 14, 2009, 01:35 AM
POOR PHILLY FAN .

Looks like the Eagles may have just gone and crapp ed in their new pool right before the big party .

The city known for having the NFL's most notoriously vulgar fans
( admittedly , not such a bad thing when your talkin' football )
Just added to it's storied reputation as SPORTS SCUMVILLE CAPITAL USA .

Too bad too , the Eagles were entering into their most promising season in years .

Fresh off a fantastic offseason of aquiring both established veterens ( Peters , Hobbs ) and exciting newbies ( McCoy , Maclain )
Things were really lookin' up.
Add to the mix a rejuvenated McNabb ( $$$ ) along with solid Qb depth ( Kolb / Feely )

It looked like the Sky was the Limit !

ENTER MIKE .

MIKE VICK .

MIKE " I sorry I didn't stop mutilating dogs until I got caught " VICK

Now Coach Andy Reed , the one Philly guy that's most universally respected , is gonna be forced to spend the rest of the season devoting untold amounts of energy into rejuvenating a so-so Qbs career .

STUPID ANDY , your team was already stacked .

Get ready to start answering non-stop ELECTROCUTION-esque questions .

"Andy ... Do you own a dog ? , and if so would you trust your 2nd string Qb to walk it ? "

AND WHAT ABOUT THE PROTESTS ?

Never mind the ones that are sure to come to Lincoln Field

...what about every other town that the Eagles travel to ?

It's gonna be a freak show .

WTG !
Nothing like adding that kind of distraction to the rigors of a 16 week schedule !

The WINNERS in this self made Philly mess ?

I can think of 5 :
Vick
PETA
Giants
Cowboys
Redskins

( Oh yah ...maybe 6 . . . forgot about all those Jerry Springer Freak Show enthusiasts out there )

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