NCAAF  > General NCAAF  > Tim Tebow VS. Chuck Norris
August 25, 2009, 06:15 PM
I have to admit, i get a kick out of the Tebow jokes. I know its been done before, and will be done again, but gimme you funniest.
October 1, 2010  08:08 AM ET

Chuck Norris threatened to kill me if i didn't bump his favorite thread.

When Chuck Norris does his taxes he claims the whole world as dependents.

October 1, 2010  08:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#118):

Chuck Norris threatened to kill me if i didn't bump his favorite thread. When Chuck Norris does his taxes he claims the whole world as dependents.

You know I was thinking of bumping this thread...but Tim Tebow was waiting for his hair to return.

October 1, 2010  08:19 AM ET
QUOTE:

Tim Tebow counted to infinity twice.

That's funny right there

October 1, 2010  01:17 PM ET

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them...The Islands.

October 1, 2010  01:24 PM ET
QUOTE(#121):

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them...The Islands.

Question if Tim was on the Island would it still be the Islands?

October 1, 2010  03:34 PM ET
QUOTE(#122):

Question if Tim was on the Island would it still be the Islands?

No, they would go back to Virgin Islands.

 
December 30, 2010  05:01 PM ET

Bump cause we need some comedy

Comment

Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.


Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    Kerr 'absolutely expects' Knicks offer
    Views
    3058
    Comments
    1435
  2. 2
    No return timetable for Lightning MVP
    Views
    1659
    Comments
    219
  3. 3
    Yankees, Mets, Red Sox among Hanrahan hopefuls
    Views
    6380
    Comments
    173
  4. 4
    Tuukka Rask takes blame for Bruins' Game 1 loss
    Views
    1513
    Comments
    152
  5. 5
    Smush Parker allegedly punches high schooler
    Views
    1289
    Comments
    136

SI.com

SI Photos