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Chuck Norris threatened to kill me if i didn't bump his favorite thread.

When Chuck Norris does his taxes he claims the whole world as dependents.

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Originally posted 08:08 AM ET  10.01 by THE Velvet Fogg

Chuck Norris threatened to kill me if i didn't bump his favorite thread. When Chuck Norris does his taxes he claims the whole world as dependents.

You know I was thinking of bumping this thread...but Tim Tebow was waiting for his hair to return.

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Tim Tebow counted to infinity twice.

That's funny right there

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them...The Islands.

QUOTE(#121):

Originally posted 01:17 PM ET  10.01 by Bucky_G

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they just call them...The Islands.

Question if Tim was on the Island would it still be the Islands?

QUOTE(#122):

Originally posted 01:24 PM ET  10.01 by Hippy Weed

Question if Tim was on the Island would it still be the Islands?

No, they would go back to Virgin Islands.

Bump cause we need some comedy