NFL  > Dallas Cowboys  > Jerry Jones to Share Power
September 4, 2009, 04:04 PM
After pressure from the Board of Directors of the Dallas Cowboys, the team has announced the Bull Shirt, the articulate blogger from deep deep country ass Texas, will take the Position of Director of Player Personnel...His responsiblities will include complete control of all scouting for the Dallas Cowboys and personnel decisions, he will also be in charge of all propaganda postings in all forums on fannation message boards, and blogging areas.

Bull Shirt has been a veteran Dallas Cowboys fan for over 25 years, and has posted some of the best propaganda that fannation has ever seen, we see his contributions to be a very critical asset in taking the media attention away from Jerry Jones, and look forward to his contributions of scouting talent for the Dallas Cowboys, as a T.O. hater he brings the right mind set to the table that the Cowboys so dearly need, we are hopeful that his leadership and propaganda will inspire the Cowboys to new heights.

Please welcome Bull Shirt to the family of the Dallas Cowboys as we look forward to many years of his leadership.

Thank You
Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones

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