September 11, 2009, 12:53 AM
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "profiling" these days!

A man asks, 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you
ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'



The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'

LMAO!!!
 
December 18, 2010  07:22 PM ET

Very funny, love the joke !

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