NFL  > Detroit Lions  > Twitters from Stafford
September 21, 2009, 10:48 AM
** I know it's like in the middle of the game and all, but like it's boring sitting here by myself watching the other team march up and down the field.

** OMG, that cute girl is waving to me again! Now that my mom let me have my own cell phone, maybe I should get her number. I wonder if she likes Jello shots and video games?

** OMG, there's CJ wide open in the end zone! He's like 7 feet tall and can jump like 12 feet off the ground. I think I'll throw it at his ankles and see if he can catch it, LOL.

** Why is the coach glaring at me? He does that a lot lately. Is my hair messed up or something? Why don't they have mirrors on the sidelines?

** OMG, another receiver is wide open downfield! Shouldn't he be running faster? I think I'll overthrow it just to teach him not to slack off while I'm the man in charge.

** Why is the coach still glaring at me?

** Why is that Daunte dude slamming his headset on the ground? I didn't think someone really, really old like almost 30 could still move like that.....

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