NFL  > Detroit Lions  > Twitters from Stafford
September 21, 2009, 10:48 AM
** I know it's like in the middle of the game and all, but like it's boring sitting here by myself watching the other team march up and down the field.

** OMG, that cute girl is waving to me again! Now that my mom let me have my own cell phone, maybe I should get her number. I wonder if she likes Jello shots and video games?

** OMG, there's CJ wide open in the end zone! He's like 7 feet tall and can jump like 12 feet off the ground. I think I'll throw it at his ankles and see if he can catch it, LOL.

** Why is the coach glaring at me? He does that a lot lately. Is my hair messed up or something? Why don't they have mirrors on the sidelines?

** OMG, another receiver is wide open downfield! Shouldn't he be running faster? I think I'll overthrow it just to teach him not to slack off while I'm the man in charge.

** Why is the coach still glaring at me?

** Why is that Daunte dude slamming his headset on the ground? I didn't think someone really, really old like almost 30 could still move like that.....
September 21, 2009  11:04 AM ET
QUOTE:

** I know it's like in the middle of the game and all, but like it's boring sitting here by myself watching the other team march up and down the field.** OMG, that cute girl is waving to me again! Now that my mom let me have my own cell phone, maybe I should get her number. I wonder if she likes Jello shots and video games?** OMG, there's CJ wide open in the end zone! He's like 7 feet tall and can jump like 12 feet off the ground. I think I'll throw it at his ankles and see if he can catch it, LOL.** Why is the coach glaring at me? He does that a lot lately. Is my hair messed up or something? Why don't they have mirrors on the sidelines?** OMG, another receiver is wide open downfield! Shouldn't he be running faster? I think I'll overthrow it just to teach him not to slack off while I'm the man in charge.** Why is the coach still glaring at me? ** Why is that Daunte dude slamming his headset on the ground? I didn't think someone really, really old like almost 30 could still move like that.....

okay...

 
September 21, 2009  11:32 AM ET

*im a pro football player..yep!

Comment

Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.


The Si.com Cover Hub Go to the Cover Hub

Stub Hub

The 2009 schedule has been released. Search for tickets!

Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    Chargers accuse McDaniels of trash talk
    Views
    20395
    Comments
    2801
  2. 2
    Source: Damon won't take pay cut
    Views
    48327
    Comments
    968
  3. 3
    Should Notre Dame join Big Ten?
    Views
    19457
    Comments
    228
  4. 4
    Weis won't resign
    Views
    40877
    Comments
    219
  5. 5
    Beckham won't own Montreal team
    Views
    1093
    Comments
    181

Throwdowns

Message Boards

  1. MMA > General MMA

    Arlovski's next fight -…
    Views
    309
    Replies
    7
  2. NCAAF > Ohio State Buckeyes

    Season Analysis
    Views
    210
    Replies
    31
  3. NFL > Chicago Bears

    Jay Cutler Must GO!!!!
    Views
    178
    Replies
    25

Blogs

SI.com

Swimsuit

SI Photos