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Well, as expected, the goons of the City of Brotherly Love have put on another great show. In losing their first game of the new season to the champs, The Goons decided to have their CAPTAIN crash the net with an intent to injure the opposing goalie (pussey-move), their new golden boy Pronger choke another player by yanking the back of the jersey (pussey-move), and Hartnell biting another player (the biggest of all pussey-moves) after getting thrown to the ice by said player. And as expected, the classy Philadelphia fans were at full throttle, chanting "Crosby Sucks" during every faceoff, regardless of whether Crosby was on the ice or not. Crosby may not have scored, as he was being **** violated by the cheap shot artist Pronger the whole game, but he did win 88% of the faceoffs, all while being encouraged by the idiots of Philadelphia.

The most enjoyable part of a Pen's victory in Philadelphia is knowing in my heart that 18,000 whining and complaining Philadelphians are going home to beat their wife and kids because the Penguins proved, yet again, why they are champions, and the Flyers are losers. Keep spending hundreds on those tickets at Wachovia Center, Philadelphians, maybe eventually you will get to see your team of classless goons blatantly injure someone, since they cannot beat them on the scoreboard. Just know that while you chant "Crosby Sucks", the rest of the world chants "Philadelphia Sucks." And it does. Ben Franklin must be rolling over in his grave seeing what a dispicable place his beloved Philadelphia has become.