If he goes to Hawaii he won't be in the Pro Bowl, since it will be in Florida in 2010, lets not tell Jamarcus though. Get him a one way ticket to Hawaii and a bucket of Poi and he'll never find his way home. In a few years whale watching tours will come to see Jamarcus the first and only black whale in existence.
He just might be the first player to be inducted into the HOF while even playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well the Pro Bowl isn't even in Hawaii this year... so why not... Send JaMarcus to Hawaii! it's the closest he'll get to the Pro Bowl....EVER!
Just to piss off ownership, we should vote for him, I bet there is a pro bowl clause that gives him a bonus. Could you imagine Al having to write a check for a bonus to one of the worst QB's in the NFL.
I hear that Jesus needed help carrying the cross and it was Jamarcus not Simon the Cyrene who bucked up and caried the load. Jamarcus told everyone his name was Simon as he didn't want the media attension.
I bet he's stealing pills like Ryan Leaf within 5 years from now.
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QUOTE(#4):
Just to piss off ownership, we should vote for him, I bet there is a pro bowl clause that gives him a bonus. Could you imagine Al having to write a check for a bonus to one of the worst QB's in the NFL.
Great....Great.....Great.... Were do we vote.
QUOTE(#4):
Just to piss off ownership, we should vote for him, I bet there is a pro bowl clause that gives him a bonus. Could you imagine Al having to write a check for a bonus to one of the worst QB's in the NFL.
thats all the motivation I need. I'm down.
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