NCAAF  > General NCAAF  > Hex Hut now open
October 28, 2009, 11:37 AM
Greetings and Welcome to my Hex Hut. If you leave a team, coach, mascot, or player's information and what you need done, I will gladly put a hex on him, her, it or them for a free drink at GR's Icehouse. Believe it or not, I do havwe rules:

1) No death threats or wishes or hexes for serious injuries
2) Must be in good taste and in good fun
3) No serious homers, please. This is for laughs.

There is no door on my hut; just come inside, make your request, and then head over to the Icehouse to settle up your debt. When I read your requests, I will do my best to post a hex response. OK?

Oh, one other thing: No promises that this stuff will actually work. If it does, it is purely coincidental.
July 7, 2010  12:12 PM ET

I'am officially Hexing Ohio state in regards to Seantrel Henderson. Hopefully this works and he transfers to Miami.

July 7, 2010  12:55 PM ET
QUOTE(#262):

I'am officially Hexing Ohio state in regards to Seantrel Henderson. Hopefully this works and he transfers to Miami.

Be careful what you wish for, especially in this case. TONS o' baggage arrive wherever that kid goes.

July 7, 2010  04:39 PM ET
QUOTE(#263):

Be careful what you wish for, especially in this case. TONS o' baggage arrive wherever that kid goes.

Miami has a pretty good O line coach in Jeff Stoutland who I belive will help Henderson lose his luggage should he come to the Canes. Miami belive it or not has no decension among it's players, between old canes like Shannon and NFL proven linebackers coach Micheal Barrow they drill these guys with team first mentality.
These players have improved greatly in the last few years and know they were a play or two away from possibly going 11-1 last year regular season.

July 7, 2010  04:47 PM ET
QUOTE:

During campfire songs last night, we put bring back hexes on: The Cynical Madman, 84 First& Goal, Dr. B-f-G

I shall roast marsh mellows to the Hex lords to assist you in there returns.

July 9, 2010  07:45 PM ET
QUOTE(#262):

I'am officially Hexing Ohio state in regards to Seantrel Henderson. Hopefully this works and he transfers to Miami.

Well it worked. Seantrel Henderson will be in Miami on Aug 3rd and will not have to sit out a year. Dont know if he'll go right in to the lineup but I would'nt count it out.

July 10, 2010  07:37 PM ET

OK I'll take a quad.

July 10, 2010  09:44 PM ET
QUOTE(#268):

OK I'll take a quad.

Don't quad's on a HEX thread create a HEX on the poster???? Just wondering..... :)

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July 10, 2010  10:46 PM ET

Yep. That's a lot of that...none of that...or this.

July 10, 2010  10:57 PM ET
QUOTE(#266):

I shall roast marsh mellows to the Hex lords to assist you in there returns.

If we get to choose our method of helping a bring back hex, then I'll drink a few more Shiners to assist.

July 12, 2010  11:34 AM ET

I want a Persistent Muscular Atrophy hex to befall all teams in the week they come off a bye.

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October 2, 2010  09:49 PM ET

A hex on Alabama. I'm not picky about how it works so long as it's effective. Cuz they way they are playing tonight, some major voodoo will be needed to keep them out of the NCG.

October 3, 2010  10:14 AM ET

online bump

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November 15, 2010  01:30 PM ET
QUOTE(#278):

If anyone sends a SPAM comment (or thread) to the FanNation boards, I want their keyboard to short out and jolt them with a few thousand volts of electricity.

I second the hex: may all spammers feel as pained as Nick Saban in the 4th quarter of the South Carolina game, or Mack Brown...most of the time.

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November 15, 2010  02:56 PM ET
QUOTE(#276):

A hex on Alabama. I'm not picky about how it works so long as it's effective. Cuz they way they are playing tonight, some major voodoo will be needed to keep them out of the NCG.

It worked!!

 
November 15, 2010  03:00 PM ET

Ab hex on all Harris poll voters and some coaches poll voters. I suspect not a one saw the TCU game and see a score, not knowing what really happened.
A flea flicker to the one and TD. A fumble in the end zone for a TD. 37 straight TCU points without their top running back and losing their top two receivers for the fourth quarter. Leaving about 21 points on the field in the 4th quarter. No disrespect to SDSU or Armpit, but this was the most lopsided 5 point game in history. At no point was TCU in danger of losing. *

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