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Can you fix it so the Oregon players' shoelaces become mysteriously tied together at critical times during Saturday's game? 'Cause that would be great.

I'd like for the Okie Lite receivers' gloves and/or hands to spontaneously develop a coating of motor oil. And in addition.................. nope, that should pretty much do it.

Do you do hexes to protect mascots? I'm still fearful for Bevo's safety when Mangino comes to town.

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Originally posted 12:00 PM ET  10.28 by JRM74

Do you do hexes to protect mascots? I'm still fearful for Bevo's safety when Mangino comes to town.

Charlie Weis is gonna be in the vicinity as well.

Tomorrow Night
I need a hex that makes Virginia Tech win by 16 or more and more than 42 points scored total in the game.

If you come through it will be drinks on me at the Minus 5 Ice Bar at Mandalay Bay.
(Parka provided by the house, you witch doctors don't usually dress for -5 degrees).
Vodka only beer would freeze.

I don't wanna hex any of UGa's players, not fair in my book. However...

How about a hex on the dawg mascot? Nothing serious, mind you - maybe just a good dose of the runs, so that he's constantly dribbling out the back, and maybe keeps dragging his butt across the grass...?

Thanks. If you can include Mark Richt in this, I'll pay you double at the Ice Haus.

If you could place a severe flatulence hex on Lee Corso durning his on-air time it would be most appreciated.

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Originally posted 12:40 PM ET  10.28 by Armpit again

If you could place a severe flatulence hex on Lee Corso durning his on-air time it would be most appreciated.

Would wish the same for Holtz, but judging by the pained look on Mark May all the time, I suspect Lou has already perfected the SBD approach.

Could you please take the existing state of Oregon hex off Pete Carroll? Much obliged.

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Originally posted 12:24 PM ET  10.28 by GatorRobster

I don't wanna hex any of UGa's players, not fair in my book. However...How about a hex on the dawg mascot? Nothing serious, mind you - maybe just a good dose of the runs, so that he's constantly dribbling out the back, and maybe keeps dragging his butt across the grass...?

Thanks. If you can include Mark Richt in this, I'll pay you double at the Ice Haus.

LOL!!

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 01:01 PM ET  10.28 by Tribute to Troy

Would wish the same for Holtz, but judging by the pained look on Mark May all the time, I suspect Lou has already perfected the SBD approach.

Doctor how about making Lou Holtz's ears grew bigger every few minutes, buy the end of the shoe they get so big he can't lift his head up.

That would be a really good shoe.

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Originally posted 01:08 PM ET  10.28 by tUBa Ninja

Could you please take the existing state of Oregon hex off Pete Carroll? Much obliged.

I'll split the tab for this one with ya.

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Originally posted 01:16 PM ET  10.28 by Tribute to Troy

I'll split the tab for this one with ya.

I'm in too!

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 01:08 PM ET  10.28 by tUBa Ninja

Could you please take the existing state of Oregon hex off Pete Carroll? Much obliged.

Or maybe the 'Pacific Northwest Hex'.

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 12:24 PM ET  10.28 by GatorRobster

I don't wanna hex any of UGa's players, not fair in my book. However...How about a hex on the dawg mascot? Nothing serious, mind you - maybe just a good dose of the runs, so that he's constantly dribbling out the back, and maybe keeps dragging his butt across the grass...?Thanks. If you can include Mark Richt in this, I'll pay you double at the Ice Haus.

Is that what happened to JoPa last year? A hex by tCM?

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Originally posted 01:08 PM ET  10.28 by tUBa Ninja

Could you please take the existing state of Oregon hex off Pete Carroll? Much obliged.

Sorry, UB, TTT, tHogg, et al. ... but I'll be asking to intensify that very hex on Petey! Nothing personal ... and for consolation, a round on me for the USC fans in the Ice Haus.

Great idea for a thread, CM!!

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Originally posted 01:12 PM ET  10.28 by Hammered_everynight

Doctor how about making Lou Holtz's ears grew bigger every few minutes, buy the end of the shoe they get so big he can't lift his head up.

LOL, literally!!

Notre Dame is host Washinton St. Saturday how about putting a hex on Charlie that everytime the Irish score (against one of the worst teams in the nation) Charlie gains 20 lbs.
If they score over 50 he blows!