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QUOTE:

Originally posted 04:13 AM ET  10.31 by Tim Lumber

I am the 2nd coming of Edgar Allan Poe.....

....Another local-drunk.

tim,........how do you type drunk ?........do you always wear that halloween-mask [in your avatar] !?

you'd make a good jason [halloween] tonite !!.........[lookin-as-yu-r]

The definition of Tim "Windbag" Lumber;

Exhibiting self-importance; "big talk"; a very boastful and talkative person; a conceited and self-centered person; One given to loud, empty boasting;

Need I say more?

Like the ole saying goes, those with big egos better have high ceilings!

Okay, I made that one up.

There is no theory of evolution, the world is full of the creatures Tim Lumber allows to live.

There is no CNTRL button on Tim Lumber's computer. Tim Lumber controls everything already.

I know Lumber made some kind of history when he ran away from the circus to become a "writer", if you can call it that.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 10:08 AM ET  10.31 by RIP Dad 1933-2008

I know Lumber made some kind of history when he ran away from the circus to become a "writer", if you can call it that.

your too kind,......more like the carnival !

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 10:16 AM ET  10.31 by boston-strangler

your too kind,......more like the carnival !

Oh, I can really get on his ass, and I have before, but it's hard to keep insulting someone who takes their brains out and uses it for a basketball.

He said his name is Tim Lumber-Fool, didn't he?..........lol

QUOTE:

Originally posted 04:13 AM ET  10.31 by Tim Lumber

Whats my name Pittsburgh? You know you all love the Living Legend Tim Lumber! No writer has ever been tied to Pittsburgh like I have. Love me or hate me you drunken fools....I am Pittsburghs most famous sports writer. And I dont even live in Pittsburgh, Im a Ravens fan from Baltimore, hear the Raven bird noises...Cawwww, Cawwww thats my bird call, I speak with my beak!!I am the 2nd coming of Edgar Allan Poe, thats the writer who wrote the Raven, the poem our team is named after! Some think I am just joking, but I wanna be the greatest writer to ever live...all jokes aside. Some of you say you hate me, yet you enjoy reading my World Class Masterpieces!!My stories will stand the test of time, just like Edgar Allan Poe, I feel I am better than he was! But I respect the man, I just want to have a statue built in my honor when I am no longer on Earth! My stories are so wild the buckle you like a 800 Bull!Im screaming to the top of my lungs people....say it....Whats My Name? I cant hear you! Put down your beer for 3 seconds..Whats My Name?

tIM,...... Yu gUT ENnY bEErz iN Ya tRAylOR,............[hiCKuP] !..........~~@#%^~ ??!

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 11:16 AM ET  10.31 by boston-strangler

tIM,...... Yu gUT ENnY bEErz iN Ya tRAylOR,............[hiCKuP] !..........~~@#%^~ ??!

Boston, you know his trailer got repoed last month! You sure do like beating a man when he's down, don't you?

Dear Tiny Tim: When your asked the Raven if you should write somemore? Did he answer; Oh Tim I do emplore.......Please NEVERMORE. When Tim pondered weak and weary asking the Raven; when will the Superbowl be in the sights of Baltimore? The Raven replied NEVERMORE. So Tim closed his chamber door, and dreamed of days of yore, and his imagined grandeur.

Why are we, including me, still reading this guys posts? If we leave him alone maybe he will stop writing on here.

Tim,
would you act in this fashion in a public venue? Honestly, can you imagine yourself in the mall shouting "people....say it....Whats My Name? I cant hear you! Put down your beer for 3 seconds..Whats My Name" ? You in front of Dave and Busters blah blahing....OK now for a second imagine one of us doing it? Does it LOOK RIDICULOUS? Of course it does and therefore so are you. You can say all sorts of things to pump yourself up and denigrate us and other teams but in the end the fact is that someone who acts like you (either in text or in real life) should sport a big round red nose and some long floppy shoes.
This sort of behavior is beyond reprehensible from an adult and a grown man. Go to youtube and search "greatest freak out ever" and watch that....when you type that is what I see. Enjoy.

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 04:04 PM ET  10.31 by narrator

Dear Tiny Tim: When your asked the Raven if you should write somemore? Did he answer; Oh Tim I do emplore.......Please NEVERMORE. When Tim pondered weak and weary asking the Raven; when will the Superbowl be in the sights of Baltimore? The Raven replied NEVERMORE. So Tim closed his chamber door, and dreamed of days of yore, and his imagined grandeur.

lol.........Ol Edgar Allan would love it.......

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 05:32 PM ET  10.31 by Uniform1Alpha

Why are we, including me, still reading this guys posts? If we leave him alone maybe he will stop writing on here.

Because we, as human beings, have this thing called curiosity that can control us, if we're not careful. This curiosity can sometimes border on the macabre and morbid.

I have an aunt who lived not far from the local fire station, and every time the siren went off, calling in the firemen, no matter what she was doing, she'd drop it, get into her car and go to the fire station. They had a blackboard there just inside the garage, and they'd write down the information there for others to follow. She would then read that, and commence to going there. Just to watch.
Or, if she was out, and an ambulance or a cop passed her with his siren on, she'd be right in behind them.

Same reason we go to freak shows........ watch someone try to high dive from a tall building to commit suicide....or even watch horror movies.

Now, Tim Lumber is of a different breed than normal in here, and thus he attracts people's curiosity. He is so full of himself, that it makes him different, and people are curious about things different. He could be funny if he wasn't so full of himself, or so it would appear. But, his being rude, crude and mouthy gets the attention.

You'll never make everyone that comes here stop making remarks on his boards. Some of these were dead and buried for months, and some newbie comes along, and reads what he says, gets pissed off, and makes his reply, even if the last reply was 8 months ago. Thus, bringing his boards back to the top.

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 05:48 PM ET  10.31 by +40yrCowboyFan

Tim,would you act in this fashion in a public venue? Honestly, can you imagine yourself in the mall shouting "people....say it....Whats My Name? I cant hear you! Put down your beer for 3 seconds..Whats My Name" ? You in front of Dave and Busters blah blahing....OK now for a second imagine one of us doing it? Does it LOOK RIDICULOUS? Of course it does and therefore so are you. You can say all sorts of things to pump yourself up and denigrate us and other teams but in the end the fact is that someone who acts like you (either in text or in real life) should sport a big round red nose and some long floppy shoes. This sort of behavior is beyond reprehensible from an adult and a grown man. Go to youtube and search "greatest freak out ever" and watch that....when you type that is what I see. Enjoy.

That's the thing about it tho, 40yr. He probably don't have to do this in real life. He can in virtual tho, and gets his kicks from it, much like Mr Phallus. I doubt he lives in a trailor with $10k worth of improvement from a tornado, and I doubt his sister is his wife. It's all about entertaining....not only whoever reads his crap, but for him and whoever is with him.

For all we know, that pic is not him, and he could be a CEO in some high profit company out on the west coast. This is nothing but entertainment for him, and people chewing his ass out and cursing him, only adds to his enjoyment. He probably sits there at home in his $600 leather recliner, sipping on a mixed drink, and reading all the input on his laptop, while being "serviced" by his girlfriend, or wife. Maybe more than one too.

His spelling is that of a 5th grader? That too could be done on purpose. He laughs at everyone who makes comments........For all we know, he could very well be making money from someone, maybe a sports competitor of SI, for doing this.

QUOTE(#16):

Originally posted 06:32 PM ET  10.31 by bgduece

Hmmm, I see you have an as***le of your own to deal with...LOL...lets observe the master

Yes, I do, the same one who asked if I could teach him to wipe his ass. I told you about him, and you've seen him....Free Pound Cake, Yellowshortbusrider, Riggs(of oc), Oocephallus (my favorite of his names..I call him Mr Phallus for short) and is now FunkyFreshFabric, which, I believe, is the politically correct way of saying he wears hash marked underwear.............lol