NFL  > Pittsburgh Steelers  > Pittsburgh: Whats my Name? Its Tim Lumber...Fool!!
October 31, 2009, 04:13 AM
Whats my name Pittsburgh? You know you all love the Living Legend Tim Lumber! No writer has ever been tied to Pittsburgh like I have. Love me or hate me you drunken fools....I am Pittsburghs most famous sports writer. And I dont even live in Pittsburgh, Im a Ravens fan from Baltimore, hear the Raven bird noises...Cawwww, Cawwww thats my bird call, I speak with my beak!!

I am the 2nd coming of Edgar Allan Poe, thats the writer who wrote the Raven, the poem our team is named after! Some think I am just joking, but I wanna be the greatest writer to ever live...all jokes aside. Some of you say you hate me, yet you enjoy reading my World Class Masterpieces!!

My stories will stand the test of time, just like Edgar Allan Poe, I feel I am better than he was! But I respect the man, I just want to have a statue built in my honor when I am no longer on Earth! My stories are so wild the buckle you like a 800 Bull!

Im screaming to the top of my lungs people....say it....Whats My Name? I cant hear you! Put down your beer for 3 seconds..Whats My Name?

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