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Monkey donkey banana sandwhich sand witch internet. Pat has a bracelet and that's weird. You have no idea how well I can play the banjo. No, just kidding, I'm not lactos intolerant. Does googling google cause an infinite loop and thus eliminating all hope for my future as a banjo master? I'll check. Doo-doo-doo. Wow my keyboard is very lightweight. Oh, ok. I googled google. It does not cause an infinite loop. The first link is actually a link to google. Wow. How useful! OK, so another thing on the list is this thing, "The Church of Google." Click. What in heaven's heaven-ness is this? It's a website about people who believe that Google is God. Wow. That's sorta weird. I'm hungry. What would happen if the Earth was upside down? Hmmmmm.... Wwould cause us to bend like paperclicks and have an unsurpassed alergy to bananas. Click, back to the homepage. Where was I? Oh, yeah: weird acronyms: IDK (i don't know) idkmcdpib (i don't know, my cd player is broken). ctrnibwpd (can't talk right now i'm busy watching paint dry). HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Why would they name a carrot "carrot?" Just like an orange, it's orange, so shouldn't it be the "other orange?" Why are there so many search engines? LOVELY. Buy OXI CLEAN! (insert hand gestures here). Leaves of grass drip with the anesthetized dew from a thousand suns. That was bad. bad. dab. pab. pob. cob. Corn on the cobb! And Ty Cobb. Ty Cobb was mean. Oh, well.

That was a paragraph of everything that popped into my head. Thank you. Have a nice day.