January 19, 2010, 05:44 PM
I'd hate to say it, but I suspect this group is falling apart. We must revive it. Come forth, all ye men, we must face our duty and complete our quest. Our mission to be the best of our kind. For man is but dust and our lives are but impressions. But the movements we make are fossils for the world.

We must show each other the truth. And that is why we are gathered here today. Because we all agree on one thing, whatever our race, religion, height, weight, mass, AMU, SUM, or Newtonian description is. We all agree no matter what. It is an undisputed fact. We all agree that it is not butter. Or it's probably not butter. Whatever. We can't believe it's not butter.

So, in order to form a more perfect group, we will all comment on this because it's good to let the author know that his work is appreciated.

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