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Okay just wanted to bring this one back from the dead...I am sure we have a few good new jokes!

Okay I'll help Hippy out here with a slew of jokes -
Q: Why was the English professor upset with The U's football team?
A: Because they thought that what came after the sentence was the appeal!

Q: What do they cal promoting safe-sex at University of Alabama?
A: They put signs on the animals that kick!

Q: Where was OJ Simpson hiding before the famous white bronco chase?
A: Notre Dame campus, you'd never think to look for a football player there!

Q: Why couldn't University of Florida have a nativity scene?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!

Q: Why can't they teach sex-ed and drivers-ed on the same day at LSU?
A: The mule would be too tired!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Do you want to hear a joke about that school up north?" Three huge 6'5 350 OL size dudes stand up and say "We played at UM, do you still want to make that joke?" "What, and have to explain it three times?"

Q: Hey did you hear that tsun is changing their mascot name to the opossums?
A: It's because they play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: A UF rb, cb, and wr are all in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.

Oh god I know too many of these for my own good.

How do we know the toothbrush was developed at West Virginia?
Because at any other school it would have been called the TEETH brush

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Originally posted 11:26 PM ET  01.10 by Oh No - It's The BIG Cat!

Q: Why couldn't University of Florida have a nativity scene?A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!

This must not have happened during the Tim Tebow years.

After Bo Died he meets up with St. Peter at the pearly gates, Peter says to Bo, "we've been waiting for you Mr. Shembeckler, we have a beautiful two room condo for you right next to the best areas in heaven."
Well St. Peter wasn't Joking, Bo is being driven up to his new house on a golf cart and can see a beautiful Flower Arraingment in the fashion of the Block M. The whole House is Designed in Blue hues with Yellow Trims both inside and out. In the back yard is a beautiful field and the sweetest smelling roses running up a valley. St Peter shows this to Bo and explains to him that is in honor of the Rose Bowl and how much he has provided to make it what it is today.
Bo is Absolutley speechless. He is even a little teary eyed. Bo, looking out the Back yard off his Beautiful patio sees a giant Cathedral like structure the likes of which the world has Never seen it is Fully garnered in Beautiful Gray unblemished virgin marble cut to a perfect shine and trimmed in Scarlet. Above this Strucutre is a Scarlet Banner flapping in the wind with a Huge Block O in Grey Around it Shimmering in the gentle breeze and beautiful sun.
Bo immediatley feels like he's been slighted and turns to St. Peter and says, "Hey, Why do I get this two bedroom condo and you give that huge palace over there to Woody Hayes!? What'd he ever do that was so much greater than what I did?!"

St. Peter replies to Bo" Oh Mr. Schembeckler, That's not Woody Hayes' House on the Hill up there. Woody Lives Right up the Street from you, No Mr. Schembeckler, That Palace on the Hill is God's House."

How do ya get a tsun grad off your poarch?
A: Pay them for the pizza!

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Originally posted 03:43 PM ET  01.11 by kbrin6

How do ya get a tsun grad off your poarch?A: Pay them for the pizza!

I guess this could be used for TSUN AD!

A Penn State Grad, TSUN Grad, and Ohio State Grad are out walking together one day. They come across an oil lamp and rub it to see what happens. A Genie pops out of it and says,
"I will give you three wishes, one wish each."

The Penn State Grad says, "I wish that my grandchildren's grandchildren could see JoePa coach." With a blink of the Genie's eye, JoePa continued to coach until he was 405 years old.

The TSUN Grad was amazed and said, "I want you transport all Michigan fans to Ann Arbor and build a wall around it so that no Spartans, no Nittany Lions, and especially no Buckeyes can come into our precious town." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'-- the TSUN grad was gone and there was a huge wall around Ann Arbor.

The Ohio State Grad (a civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the city. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Ohio State Grad says, "Good. Fill it with water."

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A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

I owe my life to TSUN Grad for saving my life...never ever eat the brownies and go horseback riding!

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Originally posted 08:08 PM ET  01.11 by buck-i-O-6's-girl

A Penn State Grad, TSUN Grad, and Ohio State Grad are out walking together one day. They come across an oil lamp and rub it to see what happens. A Genie pops out of it and says, "I will give you three wishes, one wish each."The Penn State Grad says, "I wish that my grandchildren's grandchildren could see JoePa coach." With a blink of the Genie's eye, JoePa continued to coach until he was 405 years old.The TSUN Grad was amazed and said, "I want you transport all Michigan fans to Ann Arbor and build a wall around it so that no Spartans, no Nittany Lions, and especially no Buckeyes can come into our precious town." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'-- the TSUN grad was gone and there was a huge wall around Ann Arbor.The Ohio State Grad (a civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the city. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."The Ohio State Grad says, "Good. Fill it with water."

BIG I thought you were earth first! Why would you pollute mother earths water?

why do birds fly upside down over Michigan?

There's nothing worth sh*tting on!